I just had to wipe my dog's arse...

Then do it faggot.

Try investing in a bucket of sex toys at your local car boot sale or something.

I don't even feel the need for sex, tbh. That's how gayd up I am about it all.

Your vagina is conked out.

tisnt

Has it healed shut?

FUCKING BORED.

No it hasn't healed over you silly boi.

Amuse me or I'll MAKE it heal over.

I can't amuse you. I'm bored too, you know.

Figure out some amazing internet game we can play that will break socitey with its wit and charm.

I'm not creative enough to invent intranetz games.

You're fired.

I always was, lol

watch the sci-fi channel.

11:40 PM-1:30 AM Creature
Predator-esque monster movie full of bloodsoaked thrills. Meddlesome scientists try to turn a superviolent alien into a weapon of war. Big mistake - now it's hell-bent on human slaughter. Doh!

plecko wrote:

I always was, lol

But this time he's gonna use a cannon.

plecko wrote:

Seriously, SOMEONE take her. She will NOT be missed.

with a pitch like that who could resist....

mine used to be a great dog... barely barked... mostly sat around staring into space and sleeping, but she's old now and she had the runs....

Yeah I was about to ask, why the fuck did you wipe your dogs arse? They're supposed to drag their bums along the carpet. YOU CHEAT.

no no, it was after she filled the floor with her poo tracks....

I should mention she is missing a leg, and probably got poo all over herself by positioning herself krooked.....

Your dog is like this old people that poo themselves for lulz.

she didn't poo herself, she pood outside, but she had the runs so some of it got on her furr....

My arsehole dog when I shaved her. Fucking hell I can't stop laughing. Bodge.

LOL

She looks like a tiny llama with a dogs head.

This is what she should look like, btw

http://phanattix.deviantart.com/art/Rog-82089534

http://phanattix.deviantart.com/art/Dolly-77025783

this is my old bitch



the tripod...