Tired hippos advice thread.

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Ask me advice on anything...because I know better and although you'll never admit it...deep down you know its the truth.

Peon Number of posts : 127 Age : 33 Points : 15

How do i get a girlfriend?

Subject: Re: Tired hippos advice thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:16 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA JASON! HAHAHAHA!

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Wallystick wrote:: How do i get a girlfriend?

E-bay.

Or judging from other mens success...be an utter cunt to them and they'll fall for you everytime...they bitch about you to their friends...but they'll never leave you.

Subject: Re: Tired hippos advice thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:18 pm

I have this friend... for the sake of argument, let's call him.... "J".. and he's been really annoying to me lately about every fucking thing and whenever I don't play along with whatever he's nagging about he says I'm being moody which makes me even more annoyed with him which makes him think I'm even more moody...

what shall I do?

Subject: Re: Tired hippos advice thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:19 pm

Sit on his face.

Peon Number of posts : 127 Age : 33 Points : 15

WOW!!!!!
That actually sounds like half decent advice.
Thanks Hippo Very Happy

Ill go try both out at once!!!!!!

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AceCombat wrote:: I have this friend... for the sake of argument, let's call him.... "J".. and he's been really annoying to me lately about every fucking thing and whenever I don't play along with whatever he's nagging about he says I'm being moody which makes me even more annoyed with him which makes him think I'm even more moody...

what shall I do?

Stop taking offense to everything he says and don't take him so fucking seriously.

Also consider not bringing up the issues he's had with someone...lets call her 'E'....all the time....well not so much bringing it up...but using it an excuse.

Failing that bite on his nipples a bit.

Subject: Re: Tired hippos advice thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:20 pm

I'm better at advice than you Jason. I shouldn't really be giving any though, I have to be called a "helper" too

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Eve wrote:: I'm better at advice than you Jason. I shouldn't really be giving any though, I have to be called a "helper" too

Every bit of your advice will involve sex in some way or form.

"Dear eve, my husband has recently been paralysed from the neck down and we're both struggling to cope...what should we do?"

"Sit on his face"

Subject: Re: Tired hippos advice thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:23 pm

Haha! Yes

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Nothing to be proud of.

Peon Number of posts : 127 Age : 33 Points : 15

I dunno which mate i wanna take to David Byrne tour next march cause its my bday 2 days before hes playing.
Ive got a mate named Connor who was sposed to go to reading festival with me this year but he never went caus he got conned out of em.
Or my mate Corey just cause i get on with her a bit more. Who should I pick?

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Go with the female....for obvious reasons.

Peon Number of posts : 127 Age : 33 Points : 15

naaa wer just real good mates and she goes for greebos named Craig. she had 3 on the go at one point. but she had none of them at the end of it all.

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Yeah....I didn't need to know that.........

Subject: Re: Tired hippos advice thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:28 pm

a craig in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Subject: Re: Tired hippos advice thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:28 pm

Peon Number of posts : 127 Age : 33 Points : 15

bantha_fodder+ wrote:: a craig in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Subject: Re: Tired hippos advice thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:30 pm

I just bit my tongue, it hurts. What should I do?

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Next question PLOZ.

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Eve wrote:: I just bit my tongue, it hurts. What should I do?

Bite it off...if you don't have a tongue then it cannot hurt.

Subject: Re: Tired hippos advice thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:33 pm

Good idea.

Subject: Re: Tired hippos advice thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:34 pm

but how will she have sex with girls without a toungue?

Subject: Re: Tired hippos advice thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:34 pm