Tired hippos advice thread.

I fucking hate you so much right now.

Keep it to msn, faggot.

plecko wrote:

Yeah, the thought of having a person INSIDE YOU freaks me out.

...that's usually the first step towards the pregnancy though.

The thought of having a person inside me freaks me out


Flower Girl , signing out.
Bye.

Don't fucking talk to me, you insensitive nasty prick.

You went 1 post beyond...you're trapped forever now.

I get that all the time eve

*seethes*

I'll get you, Jason, and your little dog too.

Fucky would enjoy it more.

Fuck off.

Actually its just past 11...so she has fucked off, stupid cow.

tiredhippo wrote:

Although she has blue eyes...she says she has eyes that change colour...but thats not actually within the laws of biology.

http://www.eyecarecontacts.com/eyecolor.html

Quote :

Some people have noted that when they are ill or under stress that their eye color becomes darker or lighter. Clearly there has been a change in the distribution and/or density of melanin or lipofuscin on the iris. How this actually occurs is not fully understood, but we are beginning to have some clues as to the processes. A recent medication used to treat glaucoma, latanoprost, causes such a color change. We understand, at least partially, the mechanism of action of the drug, a prostaglandin analog, which means it mimics this hormone, which is normally present in the body. It would appear, then that hormones may have effect iris pigmentation and this might explain the change in eye color sometimes seen in adults. It should be mentioned that there are certain specific systemic and eye diseases that can cause a change in iris color and any marked change of short period of time requires prompt medical attention.

http://www.thetech.org/genetics/ask.php?id=30
http://www.personalmd.com/news/a1997052701.shtml
http://www.joyfullivingservices.com/medicinechangeseyecolor.html

See.

I just stroked the cat and itched my eye, it now itches like mad, what should I do?

don't need hippo to tell you that. get a flannel doused in cold water and hold it to your eye for a bit. got any anti-histamines?

Ahhh, good idea

if ever in doubt, ask Allergy Man.

(that's me)

GTFO Hobo boy.

I just learnt another two really good songs on the guitar and can barely contain my excitement. What should I do?

elitist pig.

Eve, i'd appreciate it if you could fill out my How Did I Do survey. my promotion into lower-middle management hinges on it.

plecko wrote:

I just learnt another two really good songs on the guitar and can barely contain my excitement. What should I do?

Stop fucking around with your guitar all the time and work on your taxes.

Haha, you did fantastic

I fancy my maths teacher. What do I do?

plecko wrote:

I fancy my maths teacher. What do I do?

Wee on his desk and give him a wink after.

This advice comes courtesy of Eve hammond storey.