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....geek.

Hippo, did you just google 'ninja' and skimmed through all the images?

No, I just googled "sea ninja" and it gave me that.

Hee hee ....floppy titted and pishy ....what a mess.

I'd dick her about still.

She'd probably let you.

its only a matter of time til theyre chasing us around on horseback.

I declare that if a Human/Chimp war breaks out I will join the army.

I'm sure the chimps will be delighted to have you on their side.

I am a scholar and a rogue.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/7936833.stm

How can a man say a sentance like "While the clothing and poses of the women were not in themselves likely to be considered sexually provocative or sexually explicit, their appearance was likely to be considered attractive and appealing to young people wanting to meet and socialise. " And not feel like a kill joy?!

that says it all really

It's escalating folks ...

i once got drunk with monkeys

I think the title should be 'power tool accident'/

Elginboy wrote:

i once got drunk with monkeys

i find that insulting