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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00000000000000oooooooooooo.....

how else shall i fuel my immature adult delinquency?!

bastards.

b3ni wrote:

wtf

Don't worry yet guys its only a proposal!!

They were talking about this on Question Time the other week, most of the panel were against the idea.

Theres also a ridiculous suggestion by this Scottish doctor saying that we should tax chocolate!!

phew.

fucking damn right, tax the fatty's.

they've got away with too much for too long.

diabetis dodging, bus seat hogging and bad dancing.

What about people who aren't fat and eat chocolate in moderation, you're punishing all those people too...

Fuck those people.

Sounds a tad unfair.

Why, are you a lousy fuck?

Well I imagine I could do with a bit more practice.

i have much experience with ignoring hunger pangs and craving's let me tell you a trick...

pepper mint pan drops or mint imperials.

one, don't bite, suck on it until it desolves.
make sure it's the chalky ones and not sticky ones.
then go brush your teeth.

no more sugar craving or hunger pang.

the science bit....
it tricks your taste buds and brain into thinking you've just had something bigger and more substancial.

so... LOOSE WEIGHT YOU FAT FUCKS!

A 'pan drop' sounds like slang for taking a shit.

lol. yup.

i don't print the labels and packaging though mayte.

I’ll pay a girl to have sex with my Down’s Syndrome son


By Richard Smith 17/03/2009


A mum whose adopted son has Down’s Syndrome is appealing for women to have sex with him so he can lose his virginity.

Lucy Baxter, who campaigns for equal rights for Down’s Syndrome sufferers, is so desperate for 21-year-old Otto to have his first sexual experience she is considering paying a prostitute to sleep with him.

And she has helped him set up a web page appealing for potential dates to come forward.

Lucy, who has three other adopted sons with Down’s and works with charity Mencap, said: “I’d like all my boys to find love and enjoy sex.

“I would have no problem if Otto went to a brothel in Amsterdam.

“I strongly believe, and have always said, that society has a learning disability when it comes to Down’s Syndrome.

“Why should these people be kept separate and pigeon-holed when they have the same emotions, desires and feelings as so-called normal people.

“He has the same expectations as everybody else. If he doesn’t get a girlfriend, I will feel really bad because I have sold him this thing that he is like everybody else. That’s why I’m working overtime to get this sorted for him.

“I have brought Otto up to relate to everybody, not just a small group of disabled people.”

Otto is an aspiring actor who has appeared in local stage versions of Macbeth and The Canterbury Tales.

Lucy, 50, of Abingdon, Oxfordshire, is single and has never married but has four adopted sons – James, 25, Otto, 21, Titus, 14, and Raphael, seven.

She says she would be pleased if her son Otto brought a woman back to the house for sex.

She added: “Everyone else his age is having sex and enjoying being young adults so why shouldn’t Otto? I’d be delighted if he went home with a girl or brought one back.

“I don’t have a problem with any of it. He’s going to Las Vegas for a few days to promote himself as an actor so who knows, he might get lucky over there.

“When he gets back home I’ve lined up a few dating agencies for him to join. I always encourage him to go to nightclubs and other places where people pick up women.”

Lucy, a full-time mum and carer, said she would love to be a grandmother one day.

She added: “I would like to see him with a girlfriend, absolutely definitely. I would prefer to see him with a girlfriend who doesn’t have Down’s.

“I’d also love it if Otto got a girlfriend pregnant. It’s another experience everyone goes through so why not him? The chances of him having a baby with Down’s are no more than anyone else.”

Otto said he persuaded his mum to help him find a partner after three years of knock-backs. His ideal woman is TV presenter Fearne Cotton.

He said: “I’m on a mission to find a girlfriend. I’m looking everywhere.”




it's disturbing cos it's what my mum said the other day to me lolololol

"His ideal woman is TV presenter Fearne Cotton."

he's more than welcome to her.

what if he's gay? he is an actor *~*~*~~****~~~~~~~

Every day, he has a warm bath and a massage with baby oil to keep his skin soft.

its probably pulling the fuckers out itself.

is it so wrong that i actually lol'd for about five mins, and i can't type for lol'ing.

sick fuck.

ARGH! i've been told i look like fearne cotton!
that in itself bothers me, now a spaz wants me assuming the position.

FUUUUCK.

i'll need some of b3ni's pills.

awesome.

i loled at the one where someone was "disgusted" to find curry being served everywhere in India.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7950653.stm

Why exactly so much attention this time round? This story's been doing the rounds since '02, but now it's had four or more different Beeb articles. I know it's a slow news day, but c'mon.

Be thankful that you actually get slow news days....