If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you have?

A bit topsy turvy... needs more Korn.

O Goncho wrote:

HEY!!! THOSE PICS WERE NOT MEANT FOR BOARD USE!

ESPECIALLY SINCE I FORGOT A FUCKING LETTER!

lol

You're talking about a bear cub, right?

No, who wants a baby bear. It's gotta be a big fuck-off one.

(Except for the koala, who are tiny even when mahoosive for their species, but they're not even really bears, are they?)

Yeah, you'll get eaten

A bear wouldn't eat me at all. Might try and fight me a bit, but I'd kick it's arse. It'd soon learn what side it's bread is buttered on. Then the circus training would begin.

i would truly, truly like to see this theory put to the test. let's see whose head ends up in the other's mouth.

I wouldn't try and eat it either! Just take it's legs a few times, so it fell on it's backside a bit.

I'm not cruel!

put your money where your mouth is!

Buy me a bear, and I'll guarantee I'd pwn the furry bastard. Then it'll respect my authority, and choose to jump through firey hoops and balance on balls of it's own accord.

*sigh* if only this wasn't a logisitcal nightmare.

It's not that much of a nightmare? I thought Romania and the rest of E.Europe had hundreds of bears for sale. You'd probably be able to buy one for the same price as a burger and milkshake over here, 'cause they're all a bit poor and that.

It might be a bit tricky bringing it back to the UK - but being a part of the EU, I thought you could transport goods without any boundaries?

Then me and the bear would settle our grievances like men (and bears), by engaging in a little bit of attempted arse-kickery. I'd win, and have a brilliant pet and circus entertainment attraction in one large, rather furry package.

I'd like a couple of Ringtailed Lemurs

A boy and a girl lemur, so you could breed them?

Yeah, let the fuckers run riot around the neighbourhood.

I dunno what would be more of a danger to the streets of Merseyside, Fu's horde of untame lemurs, or the savage Kopite scum already prowling the area.

what animals spend all day yelling in the direction of 3rd party walls? i'd like some of them.

ginwai wrote:

what animals spend all day yelling in the direction of party walls? i'd like some of them.

Kopites

i only take house trained pets.

whats a 3rd party wall?

An orangatan could work even if they are a bit hairy.

terrace wall. the wall we share with next door.