If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you have?

I'd like a homophobic tiger, like the one that mauled them Siegfried & Ebert or woteva they're called during one of their glitzy Las Vegas magic shows. I would like to own of these so that I can prove to my friends once and for all that I'm NOT A FUCKING QUEER.

On a related subject, I've got this superstitious friend who wants to know whether tigers can read your mind or not. Foolish, I know!! But I NEED TO KNOW IT'S IMPORTANT OKAY

All cats are magic

BRYN_BORANGA wrote:

I've got this superstitious friend who wants to know whether tigers can read your mind or not.

Phil.

you do realise the chances of being mauled regardless of your (dubious) sexuality are quite high don't you? your mates'll be at your funeral going "told you he was a puff"

ARE YOU CALLING ME GAY???? You're lucky the logistics of online interaction have performed the 'HOLD ME BACK' function, otherwise you'd be eating those words now....ALONG WITH YOUR TEETH. I''d puree them for you.

ginwai wrote:

terrace wall. the wall we share with next door.

Its just a party wall. A third party (usually a surveyor) would only come into it if there was a dispute

A fence?

what fence?

Anyway...

When would it have to be surveyed? Is it usually when someone takes OFFENSE to something!

i'm thinking insurance. go away, law man person.

Bryn, i said "dubious". i think that's enough to protect me from libel suits.

Its all very not interesting.

If you wanted to carry out any of the following on the party wall then you would need to give a couple of months notice to the owner of the adjoining property:

- Repair or demolish and rebuild the wall which is out of repair

- Demolish and rebuild a wall which is of insufficient strength or height for the purposes of a new building thats proposed to be built

- Cut into a party structure for any purpose such as damp proof coursing

If the adjoining owner objects then an independant surveyor (third party) will be called in to resolve the dispute.

Eve why the fuck are you up at this time of day!!!

there's nothing there that stops me from pushing the wall in a few inches is there?

as long as you give notice to the neighbour, they approve it and its also approved by your friendly local building inspector then no.

don't reckon they'll approve.

i'm not cutting into anything, it's all my own power.

if you do it slowly over time they may never know.

i might do it. hopefully it'll fall over and crush them all next Tuesday.

Like Harry Hill's mashed potato scoop.

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I shouldn't have posted that. :S

Oh yes you should.

Dinosaur.

Spectral Knight wrote:

I shouldn't have posted that. :S

Out of order, wasn't it?

no