The 'what does it smell like where you are' thread

There was no innuendo. It was totally explicit.

Incense sticks

Cat

That must be lovely

he smells cause he's just eaten smelly food. I've thrown him out now to stop him walking over me!

I can't stand it when my cat yawns, it reeks so much.

Pussy yawns are just the worst, aren't they?

Especially as I've heard yawning's infectious.

It smells like vegetable curry, gag.

Now it smells like... banana trees?

Your mother's brought Jamacia home.

tiredhippo wrote:

Your mother's brought Jamacia home.

Jamelia's sister?

Hahaha

You should be ashamed for knowing who that is, bryn.

My sister's dog just walked in here, farted and fucked off. Avid masturbators may recall the term 'dogfart sluts' from certain specialist sites, but experiencing it first hand, I can honestly say I've never been less aroused.

apple crumble

Paper

Mole shit.

Are you on a lawn?

No, I collect mole droppings.

It smells like 'morning mist' here, that is, if morning mist smelled like headache-inducing chemicals, thanks to my Air Wick fragranced candle. I bought it to counteract the vile smell in the hallway outside my door. I don't know what has happened there, but it smells like death mixed with turds. Can you imagine what a dead turd smells like? That's what I've been living with for close to two months now. I think something has died somewhere there but I can't find it.

I'd be more interested to know what a living turd smells like.

Probably smells like you