YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL

Right Hand of Doom Number of posts : 3269 Points : 1094

winslow is immune to chav advances!

most impressive

Guest

Ah......whose that?

Yes I am generally immune to the advances of chavs, they seem to like being teen mums, I don't wana go there yet!

Right Hand of Doom Number of posts : 3269 Points : 1094

yet

btw are you named after michael winslow from police academy??

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

I think he's named after DW from Recess.

Right Hand of Doom Number of posts : 3220 Points : 1002

Must be great to have someone want to be with you.

Subject: Re: YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:09 pm

Would you say you're quite lonely, Fucky?

Subject: Re: YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:10 pm

Being in a relationship is completely overrated. Or so I keep telling myself, but I'm sure its true.

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

ignitableduck wrote:: Being in a relationship is completely overrated. Or so I keep telling myself, but I'm sure its true.

The grass is always greener. Regular sex is great but so is being a free man.

Subject: Re: YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:12 pm

You can have regular sex while still being a free man if you're a slut.

Subject: Re: YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:12 pm

You say that like they're polar opposites...

Evangelist Number of posts : 2445 Age : 48 Points : 1158

YES!!!

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

ignitableduck wrote:: You can have regular sex while still being a free man if you're a slut.

I'm game if you are.

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

When I say regular, I mean at least once a day.

Evangelist Number of posts : 2445 Age : 48 Points : 1158

I refer the learned gentleman to my previous post.

Subject: Re: YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:17 pm

I'd want sweets and fanta after and I doubt that's something you'd be prepared to provide.

Right Hand of Doom Number of posts : 3220 Points : 1002

Yeah. Loneliness figures in my life quite a bit.

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

I dunno...he usually provides sweets for his shags.....its how he gets them in the first place.

Subject: Re: YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:20 pm

Do you blame that on others or on your own life?

Do you think if you lived a bit more, you'd be more sociable.

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

Favorite cheese?

Guest

Hotel Winslow provides everything from Fanta to Ginger Ale, Sweets to Thorntons chocolates tongue

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

ignitableduck wrote:: I'd want sweets and fanta after and I doubt that's something you'd be prepared to provide.

I can provide fantastic sweet lovin'.

Subject: Re: YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:24 pm

But that's not ACTUAL sweets then?

And don't you have to pay for hotels?

Right Hand of Doom Number of posts : 3220 Points : 1002

Well aware of the psychology behind it. The social interplay. I'm plenty sociable.

Guest

Not this hotel

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

ignitableduck wrote:: But that's not ACTUAL sweets then?

And don't you have to pay for hotels?

If you want I'll stretch loads of gummy polos over my boner.