YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL

Is it that thin?

Good. I get fucked off with people who moan about loneliness who make no effort.

No, that's why I'd have to stretch them.

Tom Westside wrote:

If you want I'll stretch loads of gummy polos over my boner.

That just actually made me laugh. In the computer room, so now I look like a freak that laughs to herself. CHEERS.

Does the hotel provide complimentary bath towels?

Both of them?

ignitableduck wrote:

Tom Westside wrote:

If you want I'll stretch loads of gummy polos over my boner.

That just actually made me laugh. In the computer room, so now I look like a freak that laughs to herself. CHEERS.

Does the hotel provide complimentary bath towels?

Yes, but we'd only need one big one, as we'd bathe together and then towel each other down whilst cuddling afterwards.

Believe me, I've made lots of effort. It's only through using my initiative that I've had a handful of pleasant stands and brief casual relationships.

The thread title refers to John Merrick as opposed to James Blunt.

You mean Joseph Merrick?

Must be the ultimate cynic re: serious relationships, I.D.

I mean John Merrick, the character based on Joseph Merrick.

Initiative is to be appluaded. Also persistance. You'd be surprised at how far that can get you.

Cuddling?

He was John in the film? Hahaha. Maybe John Hurt kept forgetting he was meant to be called Joseph, so they changed it.

ignitableduck wrote:

Cuddling?

Yes, after the bath we'd get out and have an intimate cuddle (and french kiss) whilst drying each other blindly with our one extravagant bath towel.

Where's the fanta?

Do you know when you first talk to someone and they're a number of years younger than you. A few years pass, and despite the obvious progression in time, you can't seem to get over that said person is actually a lot older now?

The fanta's in a bucket of ice with two champagne flutes, next to the bed.

Well that's just cheesy.

You're right. We should go to KFC and get a bottle of fanta and a bucket of chicken. Then we can eat it on the bed, have a quickie and get a good night's sleep. Well, I would, but you wouldn't be able to because of my snoring and dribbling.

It's a really powerful film.

Not too sure about persistence. I make the effort, but I move on if it isn't sufficiently reciprocated after the third subtle attempt to get a conversation going. That Smiths adage from the other week is good advice.

I don't like KFC, the chips are horrible.

I like their chips. Maccy D's are too salty and BK's taste burnt.

Well this clearly isn't going to work. I can't have meaningless sex with a man who knows nothing about good chips.

To be honest, the persistance comment was just a line up. Was hoping someone would knock it down with a gag about being up in court on rape charges. I'm dissapointed.

Although, it is somewhat true. Helps if you're strikingly beautiful too, which Morrissey never pointed out...

I'd treat you to whatever chips you wanted.