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Spectral Knight wrote:

Don't SR, stay here and reminisce about the good times.

i'd rather, i don't want to go at all

what does it mean then?

i'm off

speshal

peace and love

bette rox

ignitableduck wrote:

i'm like a proper grown up and stuff.

So that's one on the board. Anyone else wanna admit to this?

knackers = a pair of Bill Hicks.
tagnuts = winnits, Klingons, dangleberries. can be found in the spider's nest contained within your claghampers.
chodbins = shitbuckets.

I'm a proper groan-up, I take everything well serious and shit.

if i ever get a new pet i'm naming it chodbins or kitty purry

bidders wrote:

I'm a proper groan-up, I take everything well serious and shit.

I'll admit...I'm dubious...but I'll add you to the list. That's two.

oh, i was enjoying being the only grown up

This town ain't big enough for the both of us.

Prompted by Redfester's avatar I just had a nosey around Nuts' website.

The reader like boobs to a WEIRD extent. It's almost a bit funny.

You do know that the target audience for Nuts are heterosexual males, don't you? Heterosexual males do tend to like boobs quite a lot.

I thought the target audience was 'potential date rapists'?

By that logic every heterosexual female should be obsessed with cock.

But they seem to be a bit more well rounded and less pathetic than that.

bidders wrote:

I thought the target audience was 'potential date rapists'?

lul

i think i've proved i'm not even slightly growed up or anyfink.

I don't know, Bidders. Never read it. Boobs on the front cover of a mag don't really seem to limit it's desired market to such a specific niche though.

bidders wrote:

I thought the target audience was 'potential date rapists'?

LOL

I'd definately be put off dating someone if I saw them reading Nuts magazine.

I knew they liked boobs but I thought it'd be a bit more this pretty girl has nice boobs rather than BOOBS with maybe a face attached.

People value different attributes Tink. Nuts girls don't have pretty faces after all.

Its for wimps who are scared to just buy a porno mag, therefore probably too lame to actually pull successfully without the aid of roofies.

I've never bought a porno or a lad's rag. I value women too much.

You're my kinda guy, wanna go grab a coffee?

my ex boyfriend used to get nuts to read while I read take a break, but then he sent in a tip of the week and won loads of mars bars and an xbox, then gave me loads of the mars bars and sold the xbox to buy my anniversary present, so I didn't mind the nuts reading so much. although he did used to spend a disturbing amount of time looking at the page with skanky injuries on it.

Spectral Knight wrote:

I've never bought a porno or a lad's rag. I value women too much.

You believe that, you'll believe anything.

Anytime. You seem like you know how to treat a man right!