MTV website has changed!

I subscribe to Bizarre magazine, its much better for manky stuff.

Spectral Knight wrote:

I've never bought a porno or a lad's rag. I value women too much.

Don't you sometimes read The Sun?

Spectral Knight wrote:

People value different attributes Tink. Nuts girls don't have pretty faces after all.

Some of them did have pretty faces. It's just a shame it was contorted into a faux 'sexy face' like a little girl would pull.

I sometimes read any old shit that's put in front of me. This board, for example. The amount of SFX issues I've got through cover-to-cover on is ridiculous, and I've never even watched half the shows they write about.

yeah one of my mates always gets bizarre, but i don't like manky injuries. i did used to like reading chris nieratkos porn reviews though.

I subscribe to Vogue and read my Mum's Good Housekeeping. YEAH!

Though Vogue has more boobs in it than you'd think.

ignitableduck wrote:

yeah one of my mates always gets bizarre, but i don't like manky injuries. i did used to like reading chris nieratkos porn reviews though.

You should defo buy his book 'Skinema' its fucking brilliant.

I remember at college a few of the girls used to read Vogue, and there was more tit shots in that than in summit like FHM.

is it him talking about porn then going off on a complete tangent about something completely unrelated?

Truth is, all those magazine articles are right, all women ARE secret lezzers.

ignitableduck wrote:

is it him talking about porn then going off on a complete tangent about something completely unrelated?

Its a collection of every porn review he's ever written, proper laugh out loud stuff.

Can't you just all be secretly bisexual? Otherwise we're just wasting our time.

tinkapeel wrote:

I subscribe to Vogue and read my Mum's Good Housekeeping. YEAH!

Though Vogue has more boobs in it than you'd think.

Spelling mistakes galore?

Spectral Knight wrote:

Can't you just all be secretly bisexual? Otherwise we're just wasting our time.

Alarmingly I was discussing all women being lesbians with my mate last night and he made pretty much the same argument.

tinkapeel wrote:

Truth is, all those magazine articles are right, all women ARE secret lezzers.

are we really? because I live in a house of six girls, and if this is true I'm going to start barricading myself into my bedroom at night.

You've got an exceptionally intelligent mate, then!

Then again, he's your mate...so maybe not?

Tired-Hippo wrote:

tinkapeel wrote:

I subscribe to Vogue and read my Mum's Good Housekeeping. YEAH!

Though Vogue has more boobs in it than you'd think.

Spelling mistakes galore?

I may be wrong, but where?

ignitableduck wrote:

tinkapeel wrote:

Truth is, all those magazine articles are right, all women ARE secret lezzers.

are we really? because I live in a house of six girls, and if this is true I'm going to start barricading myself into my bedroom at night.

Your manky toe is keeping them at bay.

yeah, but what if I get an attack of the lezzies in the middle of the night and go after them? I'd never live it down.

Well you know the old saying, "When in Brighton....."

You say that like you've not lezzed up at least one of them already.

They won't mind. They're all want to lezz off with you anyway.

bidders wrote:

Well you know the old saying, "When in Brighton....."

Get bum-raped?

....be sure to visit the Sea-Life Centre"

DUH!