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tinkapeel wrote:

Tired-Hippo wrote:

tinkapeel wrote:

I subscribe to Vogue and read my Mum's Good Housekeeping. YEAH!

Though Vogue has more boobs in it than you'd think.

Spelling mistakes galore?

I may be wrong, but where?

Boobs tink...gaffs...cockups...mistakes....

Dear me....

No wonder every time I've went there, it's been a pain in the arse. Been following the wrong fucking advice again.

i'm not going to be able to look any of them in the eye anymore!

i heard this story, which probably isn't true, that a man came to brighton on his stag do and his friends handcuffed him naked to a lamppost, and when they came back in the morning he'd been bum raped.

What a mistake-a to make-a.

bloody snobz

nuts is basically one big sports section with about 20 topless girls inbetween.

nothing off putting about that in the slightest

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ignitableduck wrote:

i'm not going to be able to look any of them in the eye anymore!

i heard this story, which probably isn't true, that a man came to brighton on his stag do and his friends handcuffed him naked to a lamppost, and when they came back in the morning he'd been bum raped.

LOL. Is it just the word 'bum' that makes bum rape sound hillarious in whatever context, where as plain and simple rape brings about sheer horror and disgust at the perpetrator. 'Bum' isn't even that funny a word.

but you don't like sports.

Tired-Hippo wrote:

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Tired-Hippo wrote:

Boobs tink...gaffs...cockups...mistakes....
Dear me....

I knew I was infallible.

That Bum Rape story is AWFUL.

Lots of boobs and willies around today.

Not really, laynes not been about yet.

i know, but it's probably not true. hopefully.

orly?

I'm sure there's a varient story of that for every typical stag do location. Probabilities suggest it's probably happened to at least one poor bugger.

well in that case people should stop chaining their friends to lampposts. or give them a rape alarm.

Cement filled anusi

The chaining them to a lampost bit is where it's still mildly amusing. And even stripping them naked can raise a chuckle if something witty is written in permanent marker across their arse-cheeks.

like "no, please don't, i'm getting married next week"?

Exactly!

well i sincerely hope when you get married, someone writes that on your bottom.

So do I.

ignitableduck wrote:

i've not long been up, i can't be expected to know anything. i was already here in september 03? bloody hell. i was like.. 13. i think.

You were on there in March or April '03, too, because that's about the time I joined. In the days when I got numerous death threats from Inhale's posse.

lolololol, why didn't they like you?

oh yeah, i was the first person you spoke to wasn't I? and troy mcclure. he's WEIRD now by the way.