Gentlemen of the boards

I laughed at a girl's coat and she didn't want to see me again.

those jeans look like they fit. do you have a metal belt?

Fuckpencil wrote:

I laughed at a girl's coat and she didn't want to see me again.

that was a precipitating incident. a critical point. the straw that broke the camel's back.

the girl didn't care that much about the coat, just when added to all her other internal problems with you it mounted to breaking point and you got ditched.

Benicio Del RAWRO wrote:

those jeans look like they fit. do you have a metal belt?

They're far too tight. Of course I do (it's lowlife obv).

i wanted a low life neon orange one but ebtm sold out.

mrblackbat wrote:

Big_Fat_Dan wrote:

Naaah, she has a point most of the time

Really?

Yes

tinkapeel wrote:

If you're going out with a young lady, or have done recently, did she attempt to dress you?

And if she did, how did you feel about that? Did you just not care? Did you let her think that she's dressing you? Did you let her up to a point? Did she ever buy your clothes?

Woman's Hour did a feature and it's intriguing me.

Skipping over any replies that you may have already recieved...

I've been bought clothing before, but she has never forced me to wear any of it. I have, but I didn't mind.

Tired-Hippo wrote:

Winslow wrote:

I was going to go out with a girl once she said she was going to take me shopping and "make me look sexeh"...she cancelled in the end!

Even more lul.

I'm happy that my anecdotes amuse you.

once a boy at college told me i dressed like a tramp and he would take me shopping to buy me nice smart secretarial clothes.

"your ignorance amuses me" - Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft in Tomb Raider, 2001.

ignitableduck wrote:

once a boy at college told me i dressed like a tramp and he would take me shopping to buy me nice smart secretarial clothes.

If only that actually worked.

Don't tell me you tried that on tink....

Don't tell me you think he has any say.

dressing people up like secretaries? i have higher aspirations than that.

ignitableduck wrote:

dressing people up like secretaries? i have higher aspirations than that.

Yeah but I'm a chauvanistic bigot.

And women dressed up as research scientists isn't all that sexy.

i bet you could make a sexy research scientist outfit. but ive recently decided to be julia roberts anyway.

Hippo knows nothing.

As Stephan Fry would point out, its impossible to know nothing.

teehee.

i have been on many shopping trips with women they have adviced me what i would look good in have taken their advice mostly as they are in fashion and are hot, but once i ended up with a sleeveless v neck jumper that made me look scary

I'm not a gntlemen, but my sister and my roommate always comment on what I'm wearing... Or even worse, make the "you're not gonna wear that, are you?" look...
I'd never try to dress a boyfriend, it's way too much hassle and I could care less what they wear...

you just wanna see them naked ?

hehe... well, it depends on the guy...

Me.