Im going to be a mum.....

Peon Number of posts : 144 Points : 46

.....to these Very Happy

My brand new shiny baby girls...arriving in three weeks Very Happy

:D:D:D

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Did you buy them from eBay?

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.......for a second there I'd actually shat myself.

Peon Number of posts : 144 Points : 46

No i no buy them i adopt them!

So happy.

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Aren't they the same rat...but ones a negative copy of the other?

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Peon Number of posts : 144 Points : 46

They are so precious!

They will be so spoilt.

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Will you buy them their own pet earwigs?

Peon Number of posts : 144 Points : 46

If thats what they want, then thats what they shall get.

-squeezes-

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Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4880 Age : 45 Points : 828

HEY EVERYBODY

I just drove half an hour to Tesco to get some petrol. Then, after failing to open the cap on the tank, I drove all the way back home, wasting all the fuel I had left.

Im going to be a mum..... Mission-accomplished

Im going to be a mum..... Mission-accomplished

Kristyn II Number of posts : 1123 Age : 36 Points : 433

Did you have several embarrassing minutes spent fucking around with it while some bitch was impatiently slamming their horn behind you? I live for awkward moments like that.

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4880 Age : 45 Points : 828

I had several embarrassing minutes fucking around with it FO SHO, only there was no horn-beeping, just an extraordinarily fat and depressed looking woman in the kiosk looking at me as if I was a piece of retarded shit. Eventually I just gave her this expression:

Im going to be a mum..... 2qbzkae

...only without the smile and the Hitler costume, and fucked off.

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1261 Age : 91 Points : 480

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Best picture of you ever.

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1261 Age : 91 Points : 480

Hehe, thanks -kiss-

Kristyn II Number of posts : 1123 Age : 36 Points : 433

On related matters, my brother recently unveiled a new game he plays at the lights. We both drive Charlie, which is a sweet little old Ford Fiesta, 0-60 in 5 minutes flat. He looks at the guy or woman in the Merc in the next lane and starts gesturing frantically as if challenging them to a race as they start off when the lights turn green. Of course when they both pull off he's left well behind. I have to try it sometime.

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I have aids now Sad

Subject: Re: Im going to be a mum..... Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:23 pm

I was a mum once! To baby mice, rats are too big for my hands

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You already had aids and you gave them to me.

Im going to be a mum..... Hippo

der iz plenny moar were DAT cum frm!!!1

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Oh dear me.....you sit there and call me a stalker and then you do that.....seriously hannah...thats far too hypocritical.

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1261 Age : 91 Points : 480

Eve, I had pet rats and mice. The mice were psychos though and ate eachother. I'd wake up most mornings to find a mouse with half it's head missing, somehow still hanging from the top of the cage. Rats are nice, though. Very tame (L)

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The only reason I found that was because I was looking through old convo history to find something for Narg. TELL HIM, NARG.

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Oh dear me.

Subject: Re: Im going to be a mum..... Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:34 pm

Jesus on a tricycle, mice aren't meant to do that.
I nearly had a fit when I opened up their little house and saw two babies, dream come true