Im going to be a mum.....

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1261 Age : 91 Points : 480

I remember I thought one of my rats was pregnant once, 'cause when we got her she'd be a proper arsehole and attack your hand if you tried getting her out. Had to wear a leather glove to get the other ratty out, haha. Turns out she was... just an arsehole.

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Like owner like rat....

Subject: Re: Im going to be a mum..... Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:43 pm

I used to despise cleaning out their cage, why does mice pee have to smell so strong?!

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plecko wrote:: The only reason I found that was because I was looking through old convo history to find something for Narg. TELL HIM, NARG.

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Isn't that the second time you're tried that one on?

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Eve wrote:: I used to despise cleaning out their cage, why does mice pee have to smell so strong?!

Like owner, like mouse.....

Subject: Re: Im going to be a mum..... Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:46 pm

I didn't own a rat, you twat.

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.....you need to take your pills crazy lady.....

Subject: Re: Im going to be a mum..... Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:48 pm

Jason, middle finger, yes

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Hippo's seen your rat.

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1261 Age : 91 Points : 480

-Sigh- Hippo, I wish I could lock you in a hotboxed room, or watch you take a nice fat bong.

My friend used to come over to clean out their cages. She loved little animals but when she moved to uni she couldn't have them anymore. Back on weekends, straight to the rats cage. Was brilliant.

Subject: Re: Im going to be a mum..... Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:48 pm

Excuse me

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You keep your kinks away from me plecko you sick metal faced freak.

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1261 Age : 91 Points : 480

No, I'd just like to see your lungs cripple even more.

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Good idea....then the government can spend huge amounts of money giving me a lung transplant at the tax payers expense.

I so love shitting on the tax payer.

Subject: Re: Im going to be a mum..... Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:51 pm

I felt so bad once, because one of the babies jumped from my hand, I got really worried it had hurt itself

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I think the personality transplant may be a tad more urgent.

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Eve wrote:: I felt so bad once, because one of the babies jumped from my hand, I got really worried it had hurt itself

Get them parachutes.

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PERSONALITY TRANSPLANT, FUCK YEAH

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Ask for one like mine.

Subject: Re: Im going to be a mum..... Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:53 pm

Yes, that would have worked(!)

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1261 Age : 91 Points : 480

Haha okay, why won't they do that for you anyway? They wouldn't give you a lung transplant because you took a bong. Actually, you'd probably die if you took a bong... Especially one from a bowled downpipe.

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Nah, you look too much like the guy from the mummy but with downs syndrome in that pic.

Subject: Re: Im going to be a mum..... Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:55 pm

ANOTHER ONE! thankyou jason

Subject: Re: Im going to be a mum..... Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:55 pm

Wait, what's his name?

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You're not very bright are you plecko.