Im going to be a mum.....

*touch wood*

NOT IN THAT WAY

Indeed


I just did 55 situps and 30 pushups ^_^

Would of done more pushups if it wasn't for that stupid messed up tummy muscle.

I would do more situps if I wasn't so weak and lazy.

same here, tink. life's so unfair.

I've found the only way to make myself do situps is in front of the telly so that my knees block the screen when lying down.

I can't help but think that isn't a good sign.

Pfft, put on some manly music.

whatever works for you.

I only own feminist records. Like Bikini Kill and Aretha Franklin.

Listen to movie soundtracks on youtube then.

Shall I let you mock me for my Middle Classness by telling you the last thing I listened to on You Tube was Prokofiev?

The right kind of classical music can help too...although my instincts tell me that was hardly the sort of classical music they use on top gear...

Miss World wrote:

.....to these





My brand new shiny baby girls...arriving in three weeks :D:D:D

Ah, so this is what British babies look like!

no, this is what british babies look like:

that's not a baby

that's a midget

A very troubled midget

this is what british babies look like:

bantha_fodder wrote:

this is what british babies look like:

Very hairy with bushy brows

Could be worse though...could be an american kid.

Spoiler:

Why the fuck is no-one talking about my rat babies?

You useless fucking bunch.

A thread that stays on topic?

No such thing luv.

POST MORE.

I'm ill damn it!