The 'we need more women here' thread

I'm not surprised Ace thought Indy was a girl. It's a very girl-ish name. In fact, wasn't there a female boardie called "Indy"...thinking Catharsis, but not entirely sure?

Maverick isn't a girly name

HAHA.

Indy is a GAYER.

Back to fluffy handcuffs, my first year floor in the halls of residence organised an Ann Summers party. Mortified at the tack of it all, I went to the pub while I was on with my male mates and returned only when I thought it would be safely over. Found one of my very drunk flatmates still in the kitchen and proceeded to use the fluffy pink handcuffs she'd purchased to cuff the back belt loop on her jeans to the fire extinguisher, then sat back with my mate Kev and watched her repeatedly try and fail to stand up.

Good times.

civilisation is doomed.

The girl in question was quite a character. It was during this experience that she drunkenly inquired to Kev if he wanted to 'babywipe her dildo'?

For the record, she wasn't called Eve.

you're not talking in the 3rd person are you?

Proper rumbled.

J'ACCUSE!

There was a poster up in the pub last night advertising a night where they have a clairvoyant and an ann summers party, all for a fiver.

b3ni wrote:

There was a poster up in the pub last night advertising a night where they have a clairvoyant and an ann summers party, all for a fiver.

LOL

Tink is evil. Or her mate Kev is evil. Or they're both a member of Satan's hordes.

Never attach a drunken person to something. It never ends well.

Spectral Knight wrote:

Never attach a drunken person to something. It never ends well.

I beg to differ.

tinkapeel wrote:

b3ni wrote:

There was a poster up in the pub last night advertising a night where they have a clairvoyant and an ann summers party, all for a fiver.

LOL

That poster's got me sold!

Okay, it's never ended well for ME.

You should learn to hide your furry handcuffs better.

Where's the fun in that?