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http://kotaku.com/5167756/first-image-of-bioshock-2s-big-sister

BioShock 2 Big Sister.

Not feeling it myself. The story has potential though. I think we're going to find out that the Big Sisters are actually some of the original Little Sisters and they're kidnapping girls from coastal towns to help re-build Rapture to call it their home.

http://somethinginthesea.com/

Madness.

the report implies that anyone over 18 playing it is doing so for the "wrong reasons."

anyone got it?

piido.

Do they know about the adverts that nintendo used to advertise animal crossing?

they probably assume that nintendo are intentionally aiming products at the paedophile market. and theyre right.

Does this mean that all simple games are for paedos?

Are people who play mario really child touchers?.....

Will trains be better or worse than boats?....

i had mixed feelings about the phantom hourglass and am finding it difficult to get too excited about this, even though i am wearing my zelda t-shirt today.

I got stuck on one particular puzzle somewhere in Phantom Hourglass and lost interest. Shame, really, I was enjoying it.

bantha_fodder+ wrote:

they probably assume that nintendo are intentionally aiming products at the paedophile market. and theyre right.

going back to this for a second:

does anyone remember that DS witch-touching game that came out a couple of years ago where you had to grope schoolgirls to find out if they were witches or some shit? lol.

Heck....remember project rub....

I own both Project Rub and Rub Rabbits. Loved them. I don't know why...I just did.

As for Zelda: ST, it's just Zelda: PH but with trains. Also, PH had some really iffy save moments where it didn't warn you some hard section was coming up and you'd be left to fight with 3 hearts. Like the last boss. Hated that, since it gave you a decent warning with Minish Cap.