MarioKart Wii

I've just had a quick go onlne agian and was confronted with 5 germans who had hacked the game.

they had infinate instant power ups, blue shells, red shells, green shells, invincibility and the giant one. they were blocking up bridges and stuff and constanly blowing everyone up

Can you report people like that?

There was an Italian bloke who kept disappearing and reappearing in front of me. Don't know if it was a hack or lag but it annoyed the hell out of me.

ginwai wrote:

There was an Italian bloke who kept disappearing and reappearing in front of me.

i believe his name is mario.

I don't know...it was annoying as hell though. I spent around 2 minutes with 6 other people by the last jump on maple tree stuck in explosion hell.

His character actually was Mario!

We should work out how to hack and fuck them up

Yeah fight fire with fire.

If you see mii's with the names of green shell, blue shell etc then expect a kicking.

Think I'd quit after one race. Can't be doing with people like that.

More cheating Cnuts online last night.

Need a cuddle?

Ninty need to get on to that.

Tired-Hippo wrote:

Need a cuddle?

yes please.

thing is I quit one game were they had a team of 5 with various powerups and started 2 more...cheats in those too.

the last one i stuck with though cause it one person (called Goudy) who only had the mushroom boost and wasnt taking the piss too much. Obviously had it though, used it on the line and when he was carrrying bananas on straights.

Time Trails.

these are the times I've done for all circuits racing on automatic. Can you beat them? they can also be found via the mariokart channel were you can see the times for peoples you have added.

Luigi Circuit - 1:16.171
Moo Moo Meadows - 1:24.233
Mushroom Gorge - 2:00.704
Toads Factory - 2:09.362

Mario Circuit - 1:33.011
Coconut Mall - 2:16.755
DK's Snowboard Cross - 2:20.207
Warios Goldmine - 2:04.229

Daisy Circuit - 1:44.014
Koopa Cape - 2:37.238
Maple Treeway - 2:37.017
Grumble Volcano - 2:10.659

Dry Dry Ruins - 2:14.188
Moonview Highway - 2:02.715
Bowsers Castle - 2:43.560
Rainbow Road - 2:50.673

GCN Peach Beach - 1:20.769
Yoshi Falls - 1:06.870
SNES Ghost Valley 2 - 1:00.334
N64 Mario Raceway - 1:57.766

N64 Sherbet Land - 2:27.377
GBA Shy Guy Beach - 1:35.682
DS Delfino Square - 2:24.056
GCN Waluigi Stadium - 2:14.356

DS Desert Hills - 1:51.828
GBA Bowsers Castle 3 - 2:36.265
N64 DK's Jungle Parkway - 2:27.596
GCN Mario Circuit - 1:48.828

SNES Mario Circuit 3 - 1:30.265
DS Peach Gardens - 2:13.919
GCN DK Mountain - 2:31.996
N64 Bowsers Castle - 2:55.910

Dirty addict.

your good on that bike mr fu but how good are you in a car?

I don't do cars mr elgin.

the dolphin dasher lacks speed otherwise its perfect

i don't do bikes. i like the boost you can get on straights but i always fuck up the cornering. i feel more secure in a kart

Big girls blouse.

the cornering on bikes is better.

in fact for time trials you SHOULD use Funky on the Bowser Bike...apart from on Shy Guy Beach

i tend to turn too quickly. it's why i can't manual either.

You pair need to get super smash bros brawl.

that'll be fun on my super slow connection. if i'm shooting a good 3 metres behind enemies in MOH: Heroes 2 i'll be punching the other side of the screen in Brawl.

Invite us all round then

(you'll have to pick us up of course....)

i can fit one person on my back.

Thats not what I've heard......

then whoever told you i could fit two was inaccurate to the tune of 100%.