I've been trying to open a pack of peanut m&m's for the past 5 minutes

Shit innit?

i actually don't know, i didn't try it!

I couldn't work out how to remove it for ages, thanks to the new facebook I've just done it.

I feel liberated.

and there's nothing more valuable than freedom.

You're making me angry, sad and horny.

Who? Colin and i? we're making you horny?

Wank yourself off with a sandpaper glove to release some tension.

Also I dreamt that me and a few people came round your house Bryn, Phil was there but he'd had his haircut and you had 2 sisters who got the right hump 'cos everyone was making too much noise.

Scarlet Rope wrote:

Who? Colin and i? we're making you horny?

Its only natural.

i LOVE dreams!

Yessir. I'm in a rape-y kind of mood. I'm picturing John Major on the beach in a wet t-shirt.

Are you sure that was a dream? What haircut did Phil have? I'm stifling an inner LOL just thinking about it.

Phil had just a standard boys haircut, like shaved at the back and short on top or whatever, also his hair was really ginger.

Well rape someone. I don't see what else to do.

bidders wrote:

Phil had just a standard boys haircut, like shaved at the back and short on top or whatever, also his hair was really ginger.

that is strangely precise.

That released my inner LOL! Someone open a window.

bidders wrote:

Scarlet Rope wrote:

Who? Colin and i? we're making you horny?

Its only natural.

of course it is, we are both very hot in our own gender.

Yeah 'cos I was shocked that he'd had a haircut so I really looked at it.

It was one of those dreams where you've woken up in the morning but then you doze back off into a semi-sleep state, I always remember those dreams in bigger detail.

i'm not going to open any window and see what happens.

Scarlet Rope wrote:

bidders wrote:

Scarlet Rope wrote:

Who? Colin and i? we're making you horny?

Its only natural.

of course it is, we are both very hot in our own gender.

bidders wrote:

Scarlet Rope wrote:

bidders wrote:

Scarlet Rope wrote:

Who? Colin and i? we're making you horny?

Its only natural.

of course it is, we are both very hot in our own gender.

and apparently we're particularly popular in Wales.

I'm hot in a homeless rapist kind of way.

I just looked at myself and realised that I do look genuinely homeless. Should I sort myself out or just carry on?

Its cause we're foreign and mysterious.

No, carry on, apparently it's the new fashion, i read that earlier today. And John Galliano was involved. Or something.

BRYN_BORANGA wrote:

I'm hot in a homeless rapist kind of way.

I just looked at myself and realised that I do look genuinely homeless. Should I sort myself out or just carry on?

As long as you don't smell homeless then I reckon you should keep rockin' the tramp vibe.

Oh yeah, the smell is nasty.

Oh, i have a wonderful lingerie shop related story to tell you! Just wait a little bit for the translation.

Yeah, I'm a tramp with impeccable hygiene. Fuck this, it's Guinness o' clock.