I've been trying to open a pack of peanut m&m's for the past 5 minutes

I almost forgot i was talking with guys.

I think my sextape would be hilarious. Just a big ball of flab flapping about the place cluelessly. I'd score it with the Benny Hill theme.

I like how its obvious that you love Father Ted when you say things like "in the nip".

LOL!

BRYN_BORANGA wrote:

I think my sextape would be hilarious. Just a big ball of flab flapping about the place cluelessly. I'd score it with the Benny Hill theme.

lol, would you chase them around the room first before mounting them like a horny dog?

bidders wrote:

I like how its obvious that you love Father Ted when you say things like "in the nip".

and i was hoping that no one would notice.

I notice EVERYTHING!

i'm quite unidimensional actually.

I'm Justine, i'm french and i like father ted.

bidders wrote:

I notice EVERYTHING!

Oh yeah? AND DID YOU NOTICE THAT I CUT MY HAIR?

Yeah, shaved at the back, short on top and really ginger.

Awww, you did notice!

bidders wrote:

BRYN_BORANGA wrote:

I think my sextape would be hilarious. Just a big ball of flab flapping about the place cluelessly. I'd score it with the Benny Hill theme.

lol, would you chase them around the room first before mounting them like a horny dog?

Isn't that how sex usually happens?

I could make a PG rated sextape, where it just shows me kissing a girl at the beginning and then cuts to shots of trains going into tunnels and fireworks and stuff. It's almost worth doing something like that just to put on YouPorn, imagine how many wanks you'd spoil.

b3ni would send you angry comments in BOLD RED type.

A bit like in Electric 6's Gay Bar video.

The wanking off the hammer in the tool belt is my fave bit, I do that all the time at work.

Yeah me too.

And you wonder why you get perverts coming into your shop?

Lol! I was joking though, i think last time i held a hammer was years ago.

I need a new one, I always lose mine/get them stolen.

Poor Colin! Life is not easy when you get your hammer stolen.

It makes me sad, hitting nails and stuff with random bits of metal just isn't the same as a good hammer

I think Bryn went to make his sexy video!

Nah, I was doing IRL stuff. It looks like I have to trouser myself after all, and even cool it on the glugging

i have a hammer bottle-opener. i think youre meant to take the tops off with the back, but i just smash them open with the other side, cause im hardcore.