The Thread in which AB and Parrot quietly sit and discuss twigs.

Well at least shes a twig.

A very irritating one at that

Haha.

Not much else left to say about twigs really. If you make an anagram of twigs and add an extra 'i' you get 'wigits'. Wigits tend to be more useful than twigs

Anthea Turner is a lovely, warm, kind-hearted woman .....and I happen to know she likes it up the dunger. Special lady.

hmm.... lets not deviate. we could at least branch out........

Goostaph wrote:

I happen to know she likes it up the dunger.

that must be what's going on in my second pic. dunno what the rat's for, mind.

Anthea Turners shit really does not smell unless she's had 8 pints of guinness and a Korma the night before then it smells like a rat has died inside her arse

Not an image I want in my head :-(


AB I officially own the car now! MOT was in January and road tax runs out in october! Just need to get some L plates and insurance now!

Cool! I assumed you had past your test. EVen if you don't drive it much make sure you start the engine every other day if you can to keep the battery charged,

ok, hehe. My test is booked for June :-)

Driving is a chore that the idiots do for non-drivers.

drink driving was it, goose?

Yeah ...and other stuff

Hit and run?

It's take a twig to work day tomorrow :-)

Woop!!

I'm fed up of twigs

What do you call a baby twig?

Spoiler:

Boy or girl twig?

both.

I've been told that boy twigs are better than girl twigs

Then you were told wrong!

I'm always right and I'm happy for that to continue :-)