I'm not obsessed by you in the slightest, I didn't write that poem, or draw that comic. I believed at least some posters would enjoy them being posted here, who don't post on those boards. Ollie proved me right. That's all. Thread end.
I was just correcting poor use of the written language there, and in previous examples where you've got it arse-backwards. They're not 'secret' or 'other'. Even without the quote marks, secret would still be incorrect. Other without would be fine and dandy though.