News Thread

Why CAN YOU NOT SPELL?! It's thus and metaphor

Ezcuse me.

I happened to be sneezing at the time

I don't much care.

Fantastic.

It's legal to suck fags in public places!!!

Of course, there are concerns that this product may not be 100% safe. You're better off sticking to something you know isn't harming your health, like normal cigarettes.

Jordan (the model not the Country) is entering the Horse of the year show 2008 tomorrow in the dressage section.

Does she even need a horse to win this?

It's been 3 and a half hours since Hippo's ban and I still haven't heard anything about it on the news! What gives?

They've had a two hour special on Bravo, Bryn.

who watches Bravo?

'Master of suspense'

Well, Hitchcock must've known he'd have to concede the title sometime.

The front page headline of The Daily Post today:

JOBS BLOW WILL DESTROY US

I swear to G0d there's a wager going on between the editor and someone to see how many times a year he can sneak to term 'job blow' into the paper. I see it all the time, and I don't even read the paper.

mutant goonch develops taste for human flesh heh...goonch.

a doll some are claiming utters pro-islam and even satanic messages has outraged parents in oklahoma and pennsylvania. smells like bullshit to me.

Can this be considered news in any way, shape or form? I don't think so.

Spoiler:

one step closer to sex bots..

am I the only one who's first thoughts went there?

clearly.

here you are, maayan, im sure this one can give you a lapdance or something.

..and yet more robot news

8-legged immigrants

...

that's not a sexbot though.....

this bit intrigues me:

Quote :

Mahru can move its lips, eyebrows and even pupils freely to make faces and can emit two kinds of fragrances to match its emotions.

just like a real person!