Tink's advice thread.

Hero of Time Number of posts : 2727 Age : 43 Points : 991

im so much better than deirdre and i look better in a dress as well.

i had to leave one flat coz the flatmate/owner threatened me with a shotgun all i had done was make a gaint lego fort under the paino and get very stoned and steal a rocking horse, he was utterly mental and paranoid, never live with people growing massive amounts of weed in the spare room they go crazy

Subject: Re: Tink's advice thread. Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:54 pm

technically i've already won, because four of us are going to live together next year too, with one other girl we don't live at the moment. so HA no one likes the bitch.

i'm the only one in our house at the moment without a boyfriend. which is a bit lame when they alll have their boyfriends here at the same time.

Mentor Number of posts : 6070 Age : 39 Points : 1536

Goostaph wrote:: Tink ...How do you get a beetroot juice stain out of a woolen jumper?

Soak it in cold water as soon as possible. Then go mental with the vanish stick and a nail brush as soon as possible before putting MORE vanish on and sticking it in the wash.

And the next time be more careful.

Mentor Number of posts : 6070 Age : 39 Points : 1536

ignitableduck wrote:: technically i've already won, because four of us are going to live together next year too, with one other girl we don't live at the moment. so HA no one likes the bitch.

i'm the only one in our house at the moment without a boyfriend. which is a bit lame when they alll have their boyfriends here at the same time.

I'll be your boyfriend. You can get them to ring me and I'll put on a man voice.

Evangelist Number of posts : 2471 Age : 48 Points : 1379

Just give it to charity shop.

Evangelist Number of posts : 2445 Age : 48 Points : 1158

Ta ....one other thing ....How do you get blood stains out of leather gloves?

Evangelist Number of posts : 2471 Age : 48 Points : 1379

Goostaph wrote:: Ta ....one other thing ....How do you get blood stains out of leather gloves?

How old is the blood?

Mentor Number of posts : 6070 Age : 39 Points : 1536

Apparently this is great for beetroot too

Hero of Time Number of posts : 2727 Age : 43 Points : 991

Ducky i'll give you my bro for a boyfriend if you want he lives in brisbane you'll have to move there if you want him

Mentor Number of posts : 6070 Age : 39 Points : 1536

Goostaph wrote:: Ta ....one other thing ....How do you get blood stains out of leather gloves?

In situations such as this, it is generally considered more important to destroy the evidence than be able to wear it again for ambles in the park.

Subject: Re: Tink's advice thread. Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:00 pm

would he be as caring and gentlemanly as i imagine tink would?

Mentor Number of posts : 6070 Age : 39 Points : 1536

Of course. He'd look a bit like Colin Firth too. Only younger.

TEATIME!

Hero of Time Number of posts : 2727 Age : 43 Points : 991

according to my female friends middle bro is the good looking brother and the most sensible he is very charming

Subject: Re: Tink's advice thread. Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:06 pm

i think it would be a bit weird if i turned up in brisbane and said i was there to be his girlfriend though, wouldn't it?

Hero of Time Number of posts : 2727 Age : 43 Points : 991

yeah but . . . now im going to be stuck with him when he comes back Sad

TINK i just got my birthday card thank you very much, im very rubbish at facebook (i have too many wierdo's on there that talk to me)

Subject: Re: Tink's advice thread. Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:18 pm

give him to someone else!

Hero of Time Number of posts : 2727 Age : 43 Points : 991

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

Dear tink.

You offend me, advice please.

Thanking you in advance.

Mentor Number of posts : 6070 Age : 39 Points : 1536

Tired-Hippo wrote:: Dear tink.

You offend me, advice please.

Thanking you in advance.

Look away.

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

I can't you're everywhere.

Subject: Re: Tink's advice thread. Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:05 pm

Eastenders or Corrie?

Mentor Number of posts : 6070 Age : 39 Points : 1536

Emmerdale. It's got Alex Carter in.

Failing that, Corrie.

Subject: Re: Tink's advice thread. Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:13 pm

No idea who that is. I'm sort of enjoying Stenders at the mo. Corrie seems to be coasting.

Mentor Number of posts : 6070 Age : 39 Points : 1536

I don't watch any soaps. Used to dabble in Hollyoaks but never been into Corrie or Eastenders or nuffink.

Alex Carter is a bit of a Shaun Keavney reference. He was on my show once remember?

Subject: Re: Tink's advice thread. Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:17 pm

do you fancy alex carter tink? as in lee from hollyoaks?

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