I masturbated for the first time in a fortnight last night.

It was alot more fun than usual.

superb!

what material did you use

Big_Fat_Dan wrote:

superb!

what material did you use

My imagination.

The Karma Gods will not be pleased.

When you finally masturbate after a period of abstinence it feels amazing.

I also like the thickness of the semen. It's like the jelly that surrounds tinned corned beef, if you refrain from masturbation for long enough.

I went for four months once.

Thanks lee....you've completely ruined it for EVERYONE.

Shamone Slime wrote:

When you finally masturbate after a period of abstinence it feels amazing.

I also like the thickness of the semen. It's like the jelly that surrounds tinned corned beef, if you refrain from masturbation for long enough.

I just threw up in my mouth a little

Ruined what? Was everybody having a celebratory moment in honour of your wank?

Did you cum into a tissue?

There was a boy in my school who said he used to cum into his hand because he couldn't be bothered with the tissue method. Thus, he'd cum into his hand and wash the semen off. After we made him realise that this wasn't normal or acceptable, he changed his story to say that he accidentally did it once.

Char wrote:

Shamone Slime wrote:

When you finally masturbate after a period of abstinence it feels amazing.

I also like the thickness of the semen. It's like the jelly that surrounds tinned corned beef, if you refrain from masturbation for long enough.

I just threw up in my mouth a little

Thats why you ruined it.

"Alright love, mind if I spray a bit of corned beef jelly on your face"

I wouldn't say that ruined it... I mean it's a thread about your spunk, girls throwing up was inevitable.

It's normal for people to wank into tissues? Have I missed a trick here.

My semen really didn't have to become the focus.

The enjoyment of waiting a long period of time between self pleasure was mean't to be the focus.

...yes you have.

Well yes, but it still leaves the thought lurking in the darker recesses of our communal consciousness.

Surely every single guy's content to wank onto the bed clothes. What's this tissue nonsense?

I had a friend who wanked onto his bed sheets and was shocked to hear I prefered to catch it all on a tissue. I was appauled to hear about his method... I mean... you... sleep... on your semen?

I just do it into the air....

Must admit I'm surprised to hear a tissue's the rule of thumb.

I don't sleep on my semen. I do it to the side.

I think they're just prudes fucky.

Well I suspect that lee collects it for his nightly omlette, but everyone else is just a prude.

*facepalm*

During sex I'd cum onto bed sheets if I was to pull out a little late, but usually I aim for the bosom. Cumming on a lovely pair of breasts is the best experience ever. Well, maybe it's second to a fast-paced game of squash, but it's still fantastic.

I had another friend who had a special sock for his semen. I tried it once; the sock goes rock hard if you put it back in the drawer and leave the cum to dry, so it's obvious to your Mum which sock you masturbate into. But then again, emptying the semen out (into the toilet, for example) or just washing it with the cum inside it isn't a much better solution.

You're pure class lee....

Or the representation of everything thats wrong with malekind...I forget which.

Cumming over a girl's face is the best 8)