I masturbated for the first time in a fortnight last night.

O Goncho wrote:

AceCombat wrote:

O Goncho wrote:

AceCombat wrote:

tiredhippo wrote:: I'm afraid you're very much the exception, tink.

It mostly occurs in girls between the ages of 14-21.

I don't let anyone treat me like shit, so there...

Spoiler:

just because I don't take shit from people, doesn't make a lesbian.
less prejudice, please.

You're right, sorry Rabbi.

just because I have values, doesn't mean I'm a Rabbi.
less prejudice, please.

Affable Scamp Number of posts : 847 Points : -1

Stop making it just about me? How else do I defend the point? I don't use women and I didn't use my ex-girlfriend.

I don't know how cumming on somebody is using them.

Internet Villain Number of posts : 462 Age : 37 Points : 0

Spectral Knight wrote:

elprawn wrote:

Spectral Knight wrote:

elprawn wrote:: Tink's biased because she's a boring feminist frump. Most girls love getting jizzed on.

*in.

Er, no... on. If they can look at themselves in the mirror afterwards then you've failed.

Failed? Bit harsh, I dunno, blowing your load in her actually makes a fuck feel complete. Withdrawing to release on her is somewhat besides the point.

Withdrawing to release on her? I was more talking about wanking onto her face.

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

This thread was supposed to be amusing.

But its turned into a horrible monster Sad

Although on a side note...SK's lack of problems with ejaculating inside a girl = he is a cunt.

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

tiredhippo wrote:: its turned into a horrible monster

Spoiler:

Internet Villain Number of posts : 462 Age : 37 Points : 0

Wankenstein's Monster?

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

I will not abandon my child....I will not make the mistake that literature has taught me to avoid.

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

At least the creature didn't wank onto his victims, though.

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

...Well that'd be a very gary glitter thing to do...

Flower Girl Number of posts : 692 Age : 36 Points : 47

tiredhippo wrote:: It was alot more fun than usual.

Yeah, because now you actually have a penis, right?

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

Careful there....you might slip into an even bigger pit of fail...oh wait..too late.

Fuckpencil wrote:: Surely every single guy's content to wank onto the bed clothes. What's this tissue nonsense?

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

No shocker there Razz

I have never laughed so hard

Internet Villain Number of posts : 462 Age : 37 Points : 0

Eve wrote:: I have never laughed so hard

But don't you like Friends?

Oh wait...

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

lolol

I dont know what you meant there, but sure

Right Hand of Doom Number of posts : 3220 Points : 1002

Man, I like that spanking picture, and the monkey and the dog.

Good boy

Internet Villain Number of posts : 462 Age : 37 Points : 0

Fuckpencil wrote:: Man, I like that spanking picture, and the monkey and the dog.

It's Pan (a chimp not a monkey) and James. Youtube search Pan and James.

Right Hand of Doom Number of posts : 3220 Points : 1002

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111252/

*snorts*

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