I masturbated for the first time in a fortnight last night.

Girls tend to moan if you cum onto their face, especially if you get some in their eye. They act blind momentarily, and then the eye goes bloodshot. Not a fan.

I prefer it when a girl swallows and doesn't leak a drop of it.

The girls I've slept with were more concerned about getting it in their hair.

Noone has ever complained about getting caught in the eye? Strange.

Whilst we're on a semen-related issue, I'd like to voice my concern about pre-cum. It's one of my pet hates. There's nothing worse than laminating your underwear when a girl is rubbing herself against your cock and you know you're about to get some action. Any advice on ridding myself of this concern?

tiredhippo wrote:

I just do it into the air....

...I'm never going to your house.

Shamone Slime wrote:

Noone has ever complained about getting caught in the eye? Strange.

Whilst we're on a semen-related issue, I'd like to voice my concern about pre-cum. It's one of my pet hates. There's nothing worse than laminating your underwear when a girl is rubbing herself against your cock and you know you're about to get some action. Any advice on ridding myself of this concern?

Castration.

This thread holds a lot of previously unknown information.

Do you feel richer for the knowledge? Personally I feel a little sullied, and I'm a big burly man.

Ambivalent.

Give it time to sink in.

Spoiler:

Now, disgust.

:[kefk]:

Another issue I'd like to raise is an erectile dysfunction one.

With my previous two girlfriends, the first time I attempted to have sex with them, I lost my erection just before we were about to have sex (usually just after I put the condom on). With Girlfriend 1, I just pulled the condom off and managed to somehow get another erection and have sex with her. However, with Girlfriend 2, I lost my erection the first two or three times we were about to have sex. It was highly embarrassing.

I'm not expecting men to start owning up to their sexual failures, but is this normal? I haven't had sex since I split up with Girlfriend 2 and I'm concerned that the next time I try to have sex, it may happen again. Is it performance nerves? If so, how can I overcome this and make sure I don't embarrass myself once again?

Get her to put it on for you.

EDIT: No jokes about her not having a penis, plz.

Sounds like performance nerves, seeing as it only happens the first few times, but I have no advice on how to relax beforehand. If it does happen again just hope she's as understanding as I assume the others were.

is it wrong that none of this is news to me?

I should hang out with girls more often......

AceCombat wrote:

is it wrong that none of this is news to me?

I should hang out with girls more often......

Because you can't get the men to hang out?

because there was a time when most of my friends were guys.... I think it's pretty close to even now, though.... but even my girlfriends are mostly tom-boys...

Have you ever had an erection problem, elprawn? How about you, Frazer?

I suppose dwelling on the issue isn't going to do me any good, so maybe I should just try to relax when I next have sex with somebody new. Or get incredibly drunk, so I have no inhibitions (and if I do lose my erection again, I can blame it on the alcohol).

Do the tom-boy mates you have talk about male or female masturbation?

Sure sign as to if they'll end up trans.

Sometimes. If your girl spends ages doing something that she's not doing a great job of. In fact, if she's doing it badly then sometimes the annoyance can be an aggrevating factor.

I did the first time, it took more coaxing than it ever has since (thankfully). Dwelling won't help, but I bet when the time comes it'll be pretty unavoidable. Just hope... and drink.

I think it's nerves.

Drinking doesn't help. Performing sober is much easier.

Spectral Knight wrote:

Do the tom-boy mates you have talk about male or female masturbation?

Sure sign as to if they'll end up trans.

hehe... no. my great knowledge of male masterbation comes from guy friends in the army.

Considering I don't drink you should probably trust elprawn for the drunken sex advice.