I masturbated for the first time in a fortnight last night.

I think it was meant to be. He just didn't add 'so many of' before 'the females'.

Cumming on a woman's body isn't my main consideration at all. I enjoy doing it. I don't suggest that your main consideration in life is playing computer games just because you enjoy playing them (even though they probably are your main consideration).

We were simply discussing semen-related issues (well, I was anyway). I treat women with enough respect. You wouldn't know that though, Hippo, because you don't know me in real life.

tiredhippo wrote:

I'm afraid you're very much the exception, tink.

It mostly occurs in girls between the ages of 14-21.

I don't let anyone treat me like shit, so there...

tiredhippo wrote:

I'm afraid you're very much the exception, tink.

Pish tosh, I know plenty of girls like me.

Thats because you avoid the girls that aren't.

Tbh I think it's a perception thing, the girls who don't aren't talked about as much.

I've never had a desire to gak on a girl's face.

I guess it's got a bit of comedy value, but certainly if you're planning on spending the night in bed post-sex, I don't think it's that adviseable. Imagine rolling over in the morning and seeing dried seed still plastered all over her chops. Eugh.

Stop playing the "women are treated so unfairly; I'm ashamed to be a man" card, Hippo. The only reason most men play that card is to get their dick sucked by some stupid bitch who believes it.

I'm not horrible to women at all. In fact, I'd go as far to say that my ex-girlfriend had no reason whatsoever to split up with me. The nicer you are to women, Hippo, the worse they'll treat you; they'll walk all over you if you let them. That's just a fact of life. It doesn't justify men beating women or treating them like shit, but women are hardly innocent witnesses to relationships. They play their part just as much as men.

For goodness sake, just treat potential girlfriends as people. It's not rocket science. We're not THAT alien.

Tink's biased because she's a boring feminist frump. Most girls love getting jizzed on.

I treat potential girlfriends as people as it is. I don't tell them that I want to fuck them or cum on them, nor do I imagine it.

elprawn wrote:

Tink's biased because she's a boring feminist frump. Most girls love getting jizzed on.

*in.

elprawn wrote:

Tink's biased because she's a boring feminist frump.

Dammit, you'd got me down to a t.

O Goncho wrote:

AceCombat wrote:

tiredhippo wrote:

I'm afraid you're very much the exception, tink.

It mostly occurs in girls between the ages of 14-21.

I don't let anyone treat me like shit, so there...

Spoiler:

just because I don't take shit from people, doesn't make a lesbian.
less prejudice, please.

Spectral Knight wrote:

elprawn wrote:

Tink's biased because she's a boring feminist frump. Most girls love getting jizzed on.

*in.

Er, no... on. If they can look at themselves in the mirror afterwards then you've failed.

Okay lee, I apologise.....mostly because it seems theres a new contender for shallowest git.

elprawn wrote:

Spectral Knight wrote:

elprawn wrote:

Tink's biased because she's a boring feminist frump. Most girls love getting jizzed on.

*in.

Er, no... on. If they can look at themselves in the mirror afterwards then you've failed.

Failed? Bit harsh, I dunno, blowing your load in her actually makes a fuck feel complete. Withdrawing to release on her is somewhat besides the point.

Everybody's shallow, Hippo. Some are just more shallow than others. Being attracted to somebody simply because of their appearance isn't a crime.

Shamone Slime wrote:

Being attracted to somebody simply because of their appearance isn't a crime.

Gary Glitter would argue otherwise.

EDIT: No he wouldn't, he'd probably agree actually. I'm so cripping out today it's untrue.

I do hope you're playing Devil's advocate, Spectral Knight; cumming inside a woman is only acceptable during a spontaneous fuck in the car or something similar. No sane person would want to cum inside a woman if you have the time and facilities to do otherwise.

Its more using them I have an issue with lee, rather than judgeing people by apperances.

AceCombat wrote:

O Goncho wrote:

AceCombat wrote:

tiredhippo wrote:

I'm afraid you're very much the exception, tink.

It mostly occurs in girls between the ages of 14-21.

I don't let anyone treat me like shit, so there...

Spoiler:

just because I don't take shit from people, doesn't make a lesbian.
less prejudice, please.

You're right, sorry Rabbi.

Cumming on somebody doesn't mean you're using them. I ejaculated onto my ex-girlfriend because she didn't like me cumming inside her (understandably) and it turned her on when I came on her tits. In fact, if she was ever giving me a quick handjob, she'd usually end up taking her top off and say "Cum on me". All without my encouragement.

.......yes.....stop making it just about you, kid.