The olympics thread.

Because I'm really excit...actually I couldn't care less...but it might make people talk a bit.

i've had stuff on in the background as i work. mainly basketball when it's on but i like the shooty things too. swimming can fuck off as can the horsey events.

Female weight lifting is on right now...

-fap fap fap fap-

Headline news. Georgia have beaten the mighty Russians. At? Beach volleyball of course, a sport that both nations have fielded legendary teams in at past Olympics.

jesus christ, hippo......

the Beeb haven't been covering the volleyball online. surprising really. you'd think it would be popular.

The female chinese woman has just broken the world record with little fuss....

Theres no chance a country like china would manipulate the drug testing so their athletes could get away with it....right?

LMAO.

The coach of the ukrainien just kissed another old bloke on her team on the lips on true lemonparty style, then grabbed a young pretty female member of the team in the same way.

HAHAHAHA.

No chance at all, especially if she's about twelve. Er...sixteen. According to her passport.

I missed some of the ladies' beach volleyball at the weekend. Was kipping round someone's house, and they didn't bother to wake me when they stuck it on. :evil:

The chinese woman has SHATTERED the world record...I want what she's taking.

-flexes-

She's broken the record 4 times in a row...by a grand total of 33kgs.

DRUGS!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CHy_U_B1DnU

Lol!

Andy and Jamie Murray lost. Hahahaha.

i was waiting for that to come online. the guy doing text commentary on the Beeb said he'd just seen it yesterday and it was one of those things you shouldn't laugh at if you're him, but he was in hysterics.

The woman's gymnastics is meant to be on right now but there's fucking boxing. Let down.

archery now. the Seff Efrikan is proper weasely.

I think i could die of boredom watching the Olympics.

Archers nowadays use bows that are such elaborate monsters. Robin Hood they are not.

they've got weird knobs sticking out of them. i saw them from head on and thought it was just a little thing but they're about a metre long! i reckon they're for lining up with the sights and change length for whatever distance you're shooting from. know any better?

They're for balance.

They're probably there to intimidate the other bowmen.

'My extremely long, useless stick thing is much more extremely long and shaft-like than yours, Reginald'
'Quite'

Weightlifting time. Time to feel both inferior and superior for knowing I have a life beyond nutritionally balanced diets and pulling my groin muscle.

you sure goose? looks a bit excessive when something like a little weight would do.

i reckon it's for poking your opponent in the eye when you lose. because an arrow wouldn't be enough.

Me and Matthew had a pleasant lunchtime yesterday watching Judo.

Nah, I'm not sure at all Gin ......just hadn't posted in a while

I tried watching the judo, but it seemed so boring. Worse than Olympic Wrestling for people just rolling about on the floor hugging.

Gymnastics is on, but they all look like 6 year old thai hookers. Check out the blush on this Chinese girl. Yuckies.