The pet thread.

Because everyone likes pets.

What pets have you had, and what were they like.

And will you cook them and eat them like ollie did with his pet (a small Indian boy who he named browny).

Had three goldfish, two of which I won at a carnie, the other was a replacement when the first died.

Goldfish really are shit pets though.

I had one that played dead for a fortnight....and then died.

They get given away. By pikeys. For fuck's sake, that says it all, really.

my current doggy if my first pet.

as I told hippo earlier:
we had gold fish in the army..... one of them jumped out of the bowl and landed behind the filing cabinet, and the other got bloated and exploded

I've had loads of mice, rabbits, guinea pigs, cats, fish, hamsters and a toad.

did you sleep with them?

Goldfish don't fucking jump. They can barely swim.

Ace, can you stop taking the piss outta Eve, please? It's as tiresome as when Hippo does it, and it's well Off Topic.

I miss having mice, I love mice so much. I always wanted one with long fur

I wasn't there when it happened...... but he wouldn't have to jump high..... it was an old-school fishbowl..... maybe someone killed him....

Spectral Knight wrote:

Goldfish don't fucking jump. They can barely swim.

O rly?

Maybe the goldfish couldn't take it anymore. I had a mouse that had a brain tumour and went mad. It still scares me

Spectral Knight wrote:

Ace, can you stop taking the piss outta Eve, please? It's as tiresome as when Hippo does it, and it's well Off Topic.

Treat your wife with more respect, chubby joe.

That's a miniture dolphin. Or maybe a pirahnna. Everyone knows from playing Mario that they most certainly do jump.

5 Rabbits,
2 Guinea pigs,
3 Cats (1 went with my step-dad after my mum divorced him, 1 ran off, and we gave the last 1 to our cat loving neighbours when we moved back to Liverpool),
2 Dogs (1 of whom, Molly, is the only pet I still have),
2 Hamsters,
And just over 9000 fish.

I even had some baby mice *squeals* I opened up their little house one day and saw two pink hairless things.
It was a dream come true! *swoons*

My nan's dog went blind and death. Proper LOL. Didn't have a fucking clue what it was doing for the last year of it's life.

Spectral Knight wrote:

My nan's dog went blind and death. Proper LOL. Didn't have a fucking clue what it was doing for the last year of it's life.

No wonder if it spent a year DEATH.

DEAF

Wotevz. Wasn't a clinical diagnosis anyway...just couldn't hear a fucking thing.

Our old cat tootsie was blind and deaf, he fell asleep in his litter tray and got lost in the house all the time and we knew that that was the time for him to "go"
He was 24.

Spectral Knight wrote:

DEAF

Wotevz. Wasn't a clinical diagnosis anyway...just couldn't hear a fucking thing.

I liked death better...I had the image of a blind dog spending a year as the doggie grim reaper.

You never know pure joy til your mice have bred by accident, Bryn

That dog would be least fearsome dog-reaper ever. It nearly shat itself when it saw it's reflection when you switched the telly off. We looked after it a few times when me nan was in hospital, and we had to take the blighter on the tube to pick it up and drop it off. Fucking shook like a Parkinson's victim the whole way.