The pet thread.

They pretend to be your friend then GO at you.

Some people worship irregularly cooked bits of toast. Are they special too?

I'd say they were well special.

The people that is, not the bread.

lolol the gremlin's the mutha, she lost one of her front legs but that doesn't deter her from using the remaining one to beat whichever of her children is about, for no reason. Then again, we do live in tymz where Kerry Katona won a 'mum of the year' award.

Yes, cats are by their very nature utterly selfish and pretty insane. I enjoy watching the little shits Lord it around the place, they genuinely believe they're IMPORTANT.

To them the toast is special. Why ask such a simple question.

No other animal has such attitude, that's why I love cats

LOL. Crippled pets are awesome. I wanna make them disabled badges and special rights (like first pick at the food bowl and stuff).

Attitude? Have you seen the bull run?

Fuck me, that's proper attitude. No fucking about with claws, just straight gore you with some mental looking horns.

Attitude is not pure anger

That's not pure anger. That's "I'm gonna run down this street 'cause I fancy it. If you wanna run down this street in front of me, good luck!".

Of course, those who do run down the street in front of 'em are TOTAL mencaps, but it's proper funny.

Cats are sneaky. I could imagine a cat being a brilliant comic, if they were a person, I mean

You like cats because they have 'attitude'.....you'd of loved the teenage mutant ninja turtles then....

On a side note...you're such a child.

Tiddles is the best name I've ever heard for a goldfish .

We had three goldfish called Talc , Turnips and Fatboy.
They died.

My mate ali had a fish that was over 20 years old, it was older than him...it was pretty much a swimming tumour.

Hippo likes children though

Most boring post ever?

Eve told me you were boring in bed, Hippo. How does it feel to know you'll never have sex again?

(That's not me, by the way.)

Doesn't matter, its being quite dull.

And heck...by eves fucked up sex life I probably was quite boring, what with wanting one on one, loving sex.

You'll never have that again, Hippo. Never. Might want to...think about...that.

That you martin?

You'll never have that again, Hippo. Never. Might want to...think about...that.

Got a stutter?

BYE MARTIN

back to the topic....

I've had 2 snakes which were cute as fuck and my wife used to have 5 Gekkos. We now just have the 2 cats though.

I want my snakes back.

I don't get snakes. They look cool as fuck, don't get me wrong, but they don't really do too much.