The pet thread.

Awww

My fucking useless sister lost Bernarrrd, the best hamster ever. It still annoys me.

we've had a chinchilla, 4 rabbits and 2 hamsters.

all deadeded now

Spectral Knight wrote:

That dog would be least fearsome dog-reaper ever. It nearly shat itself when it saw it's reflection when you switched the telly off. We looked after it a few times when me nan was in hospital, and we had to take the blighter on the tube to pick it up and drop it off. Fucking shook like a Parkinson's victim the whole way.

Sounds like we've got a great animated comedy show there...a blind, cowardly grim reaper dog......its gold I say, gold.

I WANT a chinchilla so much. Or a ferret. Or a seahorse

I just like soft things, really

tiredhippo wrote:

Spectral Knight wrote:

That dog would be least fearsome dog-reaper ever. It nearly shat itself when it saw it's reflection when you switched the telly off. We looked after it a few times when me nan was in hospital, and we had to take the blighter on the tube to pick it up and drop it off. Fucking shook like a Parkinson's victim the whole way.

Sounds like we've got a great animated comedy show there...a blind, cowardly grim reaper dog......its gold I say, gold.

Shhhh! It's not funny, she was a great dog in her earlier years.

Age catches up to all of us, y'know!

I want Guinea Pigs. Me and Guinea Pigs get along.

tiredhippo wrote:

Spectral Knight wrote:

That dog would be least fearsome dog-reaper ever. It nearly shat itself when it saw it's reflection when you switched the telly off. We looked after it a few times when me nan was in hospital, and we had to take the blighter on the tube to pick it up and drop it off. Fucking shook like a Parkinson's victim the whole way.

Sounds like we've got a great animated comedy show there...a blind, cowardly grim reaper dog......its gold I say, gold.

Holy shit, you're right! Wait, someone better check if there has ever been a paranormal cartoon based on a cowardly dog before.

O Goncho wrote:

5 Rabbits,
2 Guinea pigs,
3 Cats (1 went with my step-dad after my mum divorced him, 1 ran off, and we gave the last 1 to our cat loving neighbours when we moved back to Liverpool),
2 Dogs (1 of whom, Molly, is the only pet I still have),
2 Hamsters,
And just over 9000 fish.

never have kids.

Guinea pigs are retarded, they make THE most annoying squeak ever, all the time. They aren't soft and get nervous too easily.
Retarded

My mate's sister's pet gerbil vomited up its digestive system.

And he had a rabbit that got hit by lightning...everytime he'd tell the lightning story I'd laugh for the next 15 minutes and he'd get humpy about it......LOL.

Eve wrote:

Guinea pigs are retarded, they make THE most annoying squeak ever, all the time. They aren't soft and get nervous too easily.
Retarded

PLEASE shut the fuck up.

BRYN_BORANGA wrote:

tiredhippo wrote:

Spectral Knight wrote:

That dog would be least fearsome dog-reaper ever. It nearly shat itself when it saw it's reflection when you switched the telly off. We looked after it a few times when me nan was in hospital, and we had to take the blighter on the tube to pick it up and drop it off. Fucking shook like a Parkinson's victim the whole way.

Sounds like we've got a great animated comedy show there...a blind, cowardly grim reaper dog......its gold I say, gold.

Holy shit, you're right! Wait, someone better check if there has ever been a paranormal cartoon based on a cowardly dog before.

Not one thats the grim reaper bryn...and blind...

BRYN_BORANGA wrote:

tiredhippo wrote:

Spectral Knight wrote:

That dog would be least fearsome dog-reaper ever. It nearly shat itself when it saw it's reflection when you switched the telly off. We looked after it a few times when me nan was in hospital, and we had to take the blighter on the tube to pick it up and drop it off. Fucking shook like a Parkinson's victim the whole way.

Sounds like we've got a great animated comedy show there...a blind, cowardly grim reaper dog......its gold I say, gold.

Holy shit, you're right! Wait, someone better check if there has ever been a paranormal cartoon based on a cowardly dog before.

I photoshopped this a few months back and couldn't remember which thread I was gonna post it on...now seems an apt time...

Spoiler:

LOL!!!!!!

Spectral Knight wrote:

BRYN_BORANGA wrote:

tiredhippo wrote:

Spectral Knight wrote:

That dog would be least fearsome dog-reaper ever. It nearly shat itself when it saw it's reflection when you switched the telly off. We looked after it a few times when me nan was in hospital, and we had to take the blighter on the tube to pick it up and drop it off. Fucking shook like a Parkinson's victim the whole way.

Sounds like we've got a great animated comedy show there...a blind, cowardly grim reaper dog......its gold I say, gold.

Holy shit, you're right! Wait, someone better check if there has ever been a paranormal cartoon based on a cowardly dog before.

I photoshopped this a few months back and couldn't remember which thread I was gonna post it on...now seems an apt time...

Spoiler:

LMFAO...between that and the party hard bryn thing earlier, my opinion of you has changed SK.

I've had enough guinea pigs to know, they are retarded.

Scooby Joo is now a meme.

Maybe they lost the will to live having to listen to your self obsessed attention seeking ramblings.

OMFG THE OVEN GLOVES ARE OFF!!!!!!!

mah bitch

Spoiler:

That explains how my goldfish died.