The pet thread.

They don't do a lot except hide, eat, shed skin, shit, drink, warm up and try to escape when they think your not looking.

A bit like cats but with them just change the shed to killing things

And they look much, much more cooler.

I would want a yellow one, are they albino?
But I don't think I could feed it dead baby mice...

When I finish this ARSING MA I'm making myself a WORMERY.

You gross girl.

nothing wrong woth worms unless they're up your pipes.

Worms are very important creatures.

They have 5 hearts and no lungs, they eat half their own bodyweight every day and without them soil is much less fertile. IN FACT they make such a difference to the soil that farmers actively encourage them by trying to plough only the top level of soil as to not disturb then as the crops suffer when worms are not there.

So next time you eat something, remember that if it wasn't for WORMS it couldn't be grown.

*sniggers*

I'm a big fan of worms.

Oh, I bet you are

My daugter was horrified on the way to school this morning in case she had stood on a worm she saw.

Your daughter is clearly on the way to being an intelligent and considerate young woman.

Good grief...

She probably is Tink. She abhors any kind of insect cruelty.*

Spoiler:

Flies are good to go.

Have spent the last few months making programmes on worms, slugs, spiders, wasps and pigeons so she sounds like my kinda gal.

Daddy Long Legs still scare the crap outta me though.

how can you be scared of bumbling idiots?

You can't deny Boris Johnson is pretty fucking creepy.

Never call them that, unless you want to sound like a twat, they are called Crane flies

Eve wrote:

Never call them that, unless you want to sound like a twat, they are called Crane flies

Bloody southerner. Go find some gravy to go with your chips - what? You can't?

AH HA

everyone calls them daddy long legs. everyone is still a twat but for different reasons.

got owt moist?

Hey whoa there, I'm a southener and I've always called them daddy long legs.

ginwai wrote:

everyone is still a twat but for different reasons.

That should be the UN's new slogan.

I hate gravy, so HAHAHA!

Eve wrote:

I hate gravy, so HAHAHA!

Now I just feel a bit sad for you.

I've only met one other person in my LIFE who doesn't like gravy.

i can sort out society's ills.

what's that, Mr Racist? he's a twat because he's black? no, no no, sir. he's a twat alright but it's nothing to do with his skin colour.

we'd all do well to remember that so we can all get along unless you're being a twat.

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT LIKE GRAVY? it's like lifeblood.