The Thread Where Red and Tink Obsess of Emo Teenage Vampire Fiction

Surely they could have used a more 'realistic' looking photo?

my sisters got that status shuffle thing on facebook, and she chose a status that said "fuck the knight on a white horse, i want a vampire in a silver volvo". she clearly has NO idea what its about, so i'm worried she actually wants one?

check THAT out ^

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i wish we could convert everyone else on here

it'd be lovely

i reckon we could break bon.

hurrah! i bet everyone secretly reads it anyway

i bet hippo writes endless slash.

you people disgust me. i mean...what you do in the privacy of your own homes is your own business but actually flaunting it like you're proud?? SICK.

edward and jasper go camping? i'd read something like that tbh.

TWYLITE PRYDE 4LYF!!!!

i think the wolves might have orgies.

banth, we're here, we're queer (for twilight).

I fudging finished it!

Is it bad I was a bit disappointed it didn't kick off with the Volturi?

Gratuitous celebratory photo FANKS:

wooo! and i just watched the film, which has now converted my housemate to wanting to read emo vampire books!

and no, you're just bloodthirsty tink.

TEAM EDWARD GO!

i do love jacob too. he makes MOTORBIKES. what a badboy.

ignitableduck wrote:

i do love jacob too. he makes MOTORBIKES. what a badboy.

Spoiler:

You can have Jacob, that's fine by me.

that ginge clearly isn't a native american werewolf(shapeshifter)though, is he gonch?

Maybe not, but he builds MOTORBIKES, which is apparently all he needs to win himself a Megan.

i'd rather do him than the ginger nut.

his moustache is magnificent.

bantha_fodder+ wrote:

I think that guy really IS a werewolf. He's got a touch of 'something of the night' about him.

A touch of Lady of The Night.

i think i've imprinted on him.