The Thread Where Red and Tink Obsess of Emo Teenage Vampire Fiction

yaaay for twilight in jokes!

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Has anyone seen the episode of American Chopper where they do the Caddyshack motorbike? I haven't, but I heard Bill Murray acts like a prick in it.

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I claim Edward regardless

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that bloke reminds me of james hetfield Very Happy

safe endings are cool coz we might get more books in the future !!

the volturi will strike again Twisted Evil

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If you buy 'Twilight' on DVD at Borders you get a free Edward poster!

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I think a large Twilight poster in my room may be a tipping point for Blackbat Creepy Smile

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It was bad enough when I had a Dr Who poster in my bathroom.

WOLVES.

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I think it's going to take a lot of bribery to get Blackbat into the cinema when New Moon is on.

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I googled "New Moon Countdown" but spelled it wrong and put in "New Moan Countdown" (you can check, it's TRUE!) and I got this:

Quote :: Robert Pattison's Sex Moan
Robert Pattinson has been moaning about his quiet sex life.

The British hunk was overheard telling a friend at Nur Khan's Rose bar on Saturday night (14.03.09) that women have been too shy to approach him since he was propelled to fame in vampire movie 'Twilight'.

A source told the New York Daily News newspaper: "Robert told his pal, a fellow Brit, 'I can't get laid in New York'. 'A blind person with a British accent could get tail,' the pal retorted, cracking Pattinson up."

However, Robert's evening soon improved when a mystery brunette began flirting with him at the bar.

The source added: "The woman was fawning over him. 'I'll be back,' he promised, stuffing his beer into his jacket pocket before walking out."

This isn't the first time 22-year-old Robert has claimed to be ignored by the opposite sex.

Robert has previously said: "It's funny, but about a year ago I'd talk to girls and no one would be interested.

"I've never had the personality to fit into being a sex symbol."

However, Robert has attracted a host of celebrity admirers since starring as vampire Edward Cullen in 'Twilight'.

Paris Hilton recently confessed she has a crush on the actor and was reportedly intent on winning his affections at a lavish Oscars party last month.

Seems you may be luck if you fancy is Red. I'll stick with Edward Cullen Wink

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