I just sent off an "application" form to be a dancer at a strip club

I probably wont get a reply back, but I did it anyway.

Knew you would be the first one.

Don't get too excited, I'd only just finished playing cod4.

And you're a prat.

An application? That seems very formal for stripping.

Most strippers are actually classically trained dancers.

I know, it is rather formal.

Jason, stop watching films.

I hope its a respectable establishment!

You know an place with bright lights and decent music, maybe a bit of jazz music, expensive drinks, red carpet, royal blue curtians, and guys paying top money for your dancing!!

You know eve you could just wander along the right kerbs, you don't need an application for that, and the chances of something going horrible are much higher.

Eve wrote:

Jason, stop watching films.

*documentries

Ever seen those documentires about what is essentially slavery in eastern european pornography?

I've never really been ablt to watch eastern european porn since I saw that one several months back.

It's in Watford, I walked past it once and was like "oooh"

Watford? Isn't that miles away from Tring?

To be fair, my friend's sister was a stripper and she wasn't a blonde anorexic desperate for drug money. She just enjoyed it and made really good money..

Yeah, but there's no other places in the surrounding area

Ah right, fair enough, does it look like a fairly decent place? would you get paid well n stuff?

That'll look great on your CV when you try to become a councellor.

"OH hai, I was in a unit for a year and worked in a strip club, can I help people dealing with sever problems now? THANKS"

You don't have to put everything on your CV, I don't mention my time as a waiter although that would probably help my CV alot!!

I wonder if I could gather my brood of Gloomites to come along to point and laugh at you.

Dan, dya want me to cut to the chase for you.

"Will I get a discount if I come to see you, I will the throw me out of they catch me masturbating under the table"

W-Hortencia wrote:

I wonder if I could gather my brood of Gloomites to come along to point and laugh at you.

You could bring rotten fruit and veg ala medievil times.

I shall investigate.

whats a brood of gloomites?

I reckon taking a big bag of tuppences and trying to get them to stay upon Eve's person eg in her thong, between her ribs that kind of thing