I just sent off an "application" form to be a dancer at a strip club

Every damn post Jason makes is seeped in bitterness

Every damn post eve makes is seeped in yeast infections.

See, do change, sweetie.

Why....you can't.

Why would I want to, I don't need to please you.

That don't tell me to.

Hey eve you've done ass2mouth haven't you, were you worried about hepatitis A or E?

You really ARE a loser. And just like Ace, I don't have the time for you.
Bye bye now

thnx

I'm being horrible to everyone b3ni.

No exceptions.

Have you ever caught anything b3ni? I mean you're not the most hygenic of people after all.

It's alright, Beni

I dunno eve...travelling hundreds of miles to fuck someone you're never met and probably never will again....bit more loserish tbh.

No, well, I've had colds, chest infections, flu, whooping cough, and chicken pocks. Nothing serious or sexual.

I had whooping cough, it was horrendous

WTF.

You had whooping cough....I thought that was wiped out before the war!

Not in the icy north.

No eve, you just cough alot cause your throats been damaged by all the shit stained cocks that have been rammed down it.

Don't be gross, Jason. It was based around my asthma.

Whooping cough can't be 'based' around you asthma you idiot

I'm more susceptible.
I sounded like the zoo

No you're not.

Its a bacterial disease, you would be effected more should you catch it, but you no more likely to catch it than anybody else.

Thanks, doctor.

Anyway, I found another place in Aylesbury

No point....won't help, don't bother.

Sorry......i....guess....you...know...everything....about...everything.

Yep.

I'm right though aren't I, its a pointless waste of time.