I just sent off an "application" form to be a dancer at a strip club

W-Hortencia wrote:

I reckon taking a big bag of tuppences and trying to get them to stay upon Eve's person eg in her thong, between her ribs that kind of thing

Lodged in her eye....that sort of thing.

Make sure your friends know that the don't ytouch policy is actually because you don't know what fungal infection you could get off eve.

tiredhippo wrote:

Dan, dya want me to cut to the chase for you.

"Will I get a discount if I come to see you, I will the throw me out of they catch me masturbating under the table"

That'd work a hell of alot better without the typo!

It'd also work better if you replied by addressing the point rather than clinging on to the one thing which allows you to avoid it.

Stop thinking with your bollocks, son.

My female friends are straight, my male friends are gay. None of them is into skinny skanks.

I wouldn't say she's especially skinny..infact I wouldn't be afraid if she were asked to lose some weight off her fat ass.

Winslow wrote:

whats a brood of gloomites?

..and is it dangerous?

From the pictures I've seen of her, she looks revoltingly thin.

The Corner of Gloom was where me and my 6th form buddies hung out at school. We are the Gloomites, we are very dangerous.

Nah she's not, she's just squashed at the sides.

Oh right......cool

W-Hortencia wrote:

The Corner of Gloom was where me and my 6th form buddies hung out at school. We are the Gloomites, we are very dangerous.

Heh, we had that too, the little side room next to the main one, although we got jealous looks from all the shallow faggots next door.

tiredhippo wrote:

Nah she's not, she's just squashed at the sides.

I don't know what that means but I know that calling a woman who has had an eating disorder before fat is pretty fucking low. Especially when they are so thin.

My opinion on strippers. Not my favourite career path. There's something unsavory about a person who sells their body in such a way.

I dunno hor, its sorta better than letting people do what they fuck they like to you for free....

Dunno much about the eating disorder, its never been mentioned much, and as far as I can tell its hardly at the top of the list of problems there is/has been, she's not actually too thin or fat, she's fine weight wise, although probably a bit too close to thin.

If she's too close to thin don't call her fat!

It doesn't matter if it's ever come up, it's a problem she's had and it is wrong to reinforce an old problematic self-image.

You know to be honest...I don't think I really care, lack of empathy on her part has led to a lack of it on mine.

I'm sure aids will kill her first anyway.

W-Hortencia wrote:

From the pictures I've seen of her, she looks revoltingly thin.

skiny girls are proper the best

I wouldn't say Eve is super skinny. Maybe she used to be, I dunno.

She appears to be lighter due to a lack of soul and humanity in general.

She has to push automatic doors.

Yes, I was a laxative junkie for some time, but I've always been slim anyway.

Is it a pound in the pot type place or a 'stringfellows/spearmint whino' type establishment?

Who gives a toss.

If they accept the mentally ill then its bound to be a shithole.

Dave was eating pork scratchings while having a dance the other day

They're generally really sleazy establishments connected to gang and drug culture and the sex industries. I'd hastily advise a rethink, Eve :>)

You're assuming she might have something that could be considered as 'class', fucky.