Film Review Thread

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

Feel free to paste over every review you've ever written again, Bryn (I know you're watching).

Flower Girl Number of posts : 581 Age : 50 Points : 538

Diary Of The Dead

It was fucking shit - I can do a better job of a zombie without trying

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

Wall-E -

1/4

Made me feel like a kid again; (a kid who sweared too much during the trailers and ended up sat next to a rather pissed off parent). Yeah, anyway, it was a wonderful film, and much more poignant than I was expecting, not at all a typical kiddie film. It just might be my favorite Pixar film.

Peon Number of posts : 62 Points : 39

Pixar Man #1: So how we can we possibly make this one better than all the others?

Pixar Man #2: Yeah, errrrrrrrr... live action Fred Willard?

YES!

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

lolol, that was a shocker, but I think it worked well enough. Seeing humanity devolve from him into those hulking great cgi chunks made more impact than going with a twig-like cgi Joe Average.

Peon Number of posts : 62 Points : 39

The fat lobby are wobbling with indignation.

Subject: Re: Film Review Thread Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:06 pm

Teeth 1/5
I didn't know whether to laugh or sneer at it's shitness, the girl is very pretty though, plus EUGH boy from Nip/tuck freaks me out *shudders*

Consigliere Number of posts : 1835 Points : 486

Eve wrote:: Teeth 1/5
I didn't know whether to laugh or sneer at it's shitness, the girl is very pretty though, plus EUGH boy from Nip/tuck freaks me out *shudders*

Don't be mean. Not everyone can be as sexy and manly as Bruno Campos and Julian McMahon.

Film Review Thread Bruno-troy

Subject: Re: Film Review Thread Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:12 pm

John Hensley will always look like pinnochio to me

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

Black Christmas (remake) - Like a Star @ heaven

1/2

Not as brilliant as the Wickerman remake but still pretty terrible.

Consigliere Number of posts : 1835 Points : 486

You should make a half-star smiley.

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

I should.

Subject: Re: Film Review Thread Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:24 am

... You are meant to do it out of five, you know, everyone knows that

Subject: Re: Film Review Thread Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:26 am

i think scores should be represented not by stars, but by members of five. the boyband.

Subject: Re: Film Review Thread Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:28 am

But of course

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

Eve wrote:: ... You are meant to do it out of five, you know, everyone knows that

I had no idea it was set in stone.

Subject: Re: Film Review Thread Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:35 am

It is, the holy five

Subject: Re: Film Review Thread Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:35 am

Bruno Campos looks like Willie Carson.

Consigliere Number of posts : 1835 Points : 486

*tests*

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

Eve wrote:: It is, the holy five

Not anymore Very Happy

Subject: Re: Film Review Thread Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:40 am

*grumbles* It is all wrong, I tell you, wrong

Subject: Re: Film Review Thread Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:42 am

this thread Like a Star @ heaven

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

Give it time, Gin, it'll be worth at least a star and a half more when Bryn starts watching films again.

Subject: Re: Film Review Thread Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:45 am

how do you get a half star going on?

Subject: Re: Film Review Thread Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:46 am

You don't want the half-star