Film Review Thread

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

Carry on up the Khyber.

Right Hand of Doom Number of posts : 3220 Points : 1002

Well done. Just checking.

Consigliere Number of posts : 1835 Points : 486

b3ni wrote:: Me and Jenny watched Ong-Bak last night, it was goofball, but I was feeling pretty messy.

lololololololol

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

Ahaha, sorry b3nj. All fixed.

Right Hand of Doom Number of posts : 3269 Points : 1094

let the right one in - creepy swedish child vampire. i loved it before it even started tbh. 8/10

wolverine - pretty cool. except it has a member of the black eyed peas in it. 7/10 (will be better when all the computer shiz is finished i bet)

small town gay bar - bit of a boring doc. but it had plenty of trannies dancing.. i dig that sort of thing. 5/10

the aristocrats - didn't make me laugh once. 1/10 lol

btw i'm on rotten tomatoes k? k.

Evangelist Number of posts : 2412 Points : 1408

i saw monsters v aliens 3d yesterday
Internet Spaceships-a-la-quisina | God I love sex says:
Was it good?
davidooooooooof says:
it was it came out of the screen and behind it like a room behind the screen
fairly subtle then occasionally really dramatic. i recommend

9/10.

Subject: Re: Film Review Thread Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:47 am

i jumped when the man hit the bouncy ball on the bit into my face in Monsters Vs Aliens. i felt suitably ashamed.

going to see Let The Right One In tomorrow. it's looking good.

Evangelist Number of posts : 2412 Points : 1408

the new 3d thing is awesomes.

i want to see that film with nic cage, we snuck in for 20 mins and watched a plane crash and people running around on fire. shit owned.

Subject: Re: Film Review Thread Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:31 am

i'd've thunk Nic Cage would have better things to do with his time than arse around in cinemas with you. it's like a busman's holiday.

Evangelist Number of posts : 2412 Points : 1408

Nic cage loves me. i'm everything he wants to be, young, with my own hair.

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1461 Points : 532

ginwai wrote:: i'd've thunk Nic Cage would have better things to do with his time than arse around in cinemas with you. it's like a busman's holiday.

Yeah, he wants to go to a wig shop. GET IT FUCKIN' RIGHT!

Hero of Time Number of posts : 2727 Age : 43 Points : 991

MONSTERS Vs ALIENS is awesomely awesome i want jelly

Flower Girl Number of posts : 581 Age : 50 Points : 538

It's back.

Too be honest I couldn't be arsed to check if there was one here already. I can be a lazy bugger at times!

Flower Girl Number of posts : 581 Age : 50 Points : 538

Slumdog Millionaire 8.3/10
The best film of the year so far. Even from the trailer with A-ha The Sun Always Shines On TV made me want to see it. I waited too long in the end and saw it after all the media hype at the oscars. I have to admit that I almost cried towards the end although the kid covered in shit made me laugh.

The Changeling 8/10
Another very good film. I've never been that fussed on Jolie but she was great. Jeffrey Donovan was excellent as well.

Kristyn II Number of posts : 1123 Age : 36 Points : 433

acousticbrother wrote:: The best film of the year so far.

You haven't seen Crank 2 yet?

Spoiler:

Flower Girl Number of posts : 581 Age : 50 Points : 538

No not yet. I loved the first one. Especially when he's pumping his g/f shouting out 'I'm alive' while the bus of Japanese schoolgirls are watching. Did you see Death Race?

Right Hand of Doom Number of posts : 3220 Points : 1002

Is this a bit like Rolf's Cartoon Time?

Consigliere Number of posts : 1835 Points : 486

I'm merging this thread with the old one.

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

Crank 2 is far too long and very repetative and still manages to not have enough Jason Statham because it spends too much time on the shitty supporting cast and has a few self-indulgent episodes like seeing young Chev on a chat show with his mum (who is Geri Halliwell for no reason at all) that go on for far too long without actually having any impact on the story, and then it gets almost too ridiculously crazy towards the end for you to really accept what you've seen without feeling a bit pissed off... but it is also extremely awesome.

Right Hand of Doom Number of posts : 3269 Points : 1094

inkheart - 6/10

jcvd - 8/10

Flower Girl Number of posts : 581 Age : 50 Points : 538

When I saw Crank I aslo watched Shoot 'Em Up around the same time and I thought that Shoot 'Em was even more entertaining

Evangelist Number of posts : 2445 Age : 48 Points : 1158

London To Brighton

I'd never heard of this film before, but whilst fucking about in Fopp this morning, I happened to notice it was only 2 pounds ....and in an outrageous display of wild abandon I purchased it.

The subject matter is brutal, to say the least, but the largely unknown cast and first time helmer,Paul Andrew Williams, manage to pull off a raw, emotional tale of desperation and salvation

8/10

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

acousticbrother wrote:: When I saw Crank I aslo watched Shoot 'Em Up around the same time and I thought that Shoot 'Em was even more entertaining

I think Shoot 'Em Up runs out of steam by the second time he kills a guy with a carrot. Crank does not.

Mentor Number of posts : 6070 Age : 39 Points : 1536

Goncho, what was that film I had to watch?

Or any other? There's a Blackburn Match this morning so I can ask Blackbat to download a film for me to watch.

Consigliere Number of posts : 1835 Points : 486

Blade 2.

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