If Mofaz wins the primaries one of you is going to have to take me in.....

Harsh. What have I ever done to you?

the only time you're not an arse is when we're both arguing with hippo.....

An arse...how so?

the whole "trying to prove that you're smarter" thing....

it's quite off-putting

Hardly trying to prove that I'm smarter. If I was, I wouldn't take the piss outta myself quite so much.

"Exams are a piece of piss. If you're anywhere near as intelligent as me. Which is highly unlikely."

tell me that's not obnoxious.....

I didn't realise you took it seriously.

the entire convo consisted of you saying how smart you are...

wait..... so you're NOT??

I'm smart, unlike someone we know.

I'm reasonably smart. But like most smart people, I like to be a smart-arse, over-exaggerating it.

Although, I also over-exaggerate my flaws, such as the memory like a spasticated goldfish comment...

*sighs*

my memory sucks too......

I wouldn't even know what day today is if it weren't for the thing on the bottom right hand of my screen,,,,

AceCombat wrote:

my memory sucks too......

I wouldn't even know what day today is if it weren't for the thing on the bottom right hand of my screen,,,,

The clock.

yes. that.

Unfortunately, I know what day it is. Not Saturday or Sunday.

but the weekend is close!!!

not that it matters to me, I'm going to be working mostly weekends....

Not close enough - one whole day, and there's no other fucker in the office. I couldn't work weekends. It'd do my nut in.

it's only for a month, and I'll have most of the week free....

I just need to pile up on the dineros....

What'll you be doing?

an usher at an art show....

it's just a summer job really....

Modern art or classical?

Don't think I'd be able to keep a straight face at a modern art show.

Modern.

it's modern art.....

but who cares, it's an easy job...

I bet it is!

what's that supposed to mean..